Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody)

❝It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's a million little papercuts every day.❞ ─ 𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑮𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅 ♡ & ↻

@elonmuskelry For a Tesla? Absolutely not.

@RideMyPogoStick guess who got their account back?!

@RideMyPogoStick [Leaves Jace in charge (the Angel help us) and goes to take a nap with you.]

@RepressedArcher Come take a nap with me then.

By the Angel, I need a nap 😴

@RideMyPogoStick @CreatingRunes @AlecsHiWarlock I'll try coming back but probably not today. I feel like I'm gonna pass out today 😅

@RepressedArcher @CreatingRunes @AlecsHiWarlock Me too. But Alexander knows I’ll wait for as long as he needs.

Alec and Magnus, you’re back? @AlecsHiWarlock @RepressedArcher

“Marry me, Tess. Marry me and be Tessa Herondale. Or be Tessa Gray, or be whatever you wish to call yourself, but marry me and stay with me and never leave me, for I cannot bear another day of my life to go by that does not have you in it.” - Will Herondale

@Jenaynay333 @HiggsbosonW @GregAbbott_TX Last time I checked, Hamas was a terrorist organization. Why are Americans chanting pro-Hamas garbage?

@HiggsbosonW @GregAbbott_TX 🤦‍♀️ Chanting things like “we are Hamas” is not just voicing your opinion. They are literally the enemy.

Arrests being made right now & will continue until the crowd disperses. These protesters belong in jail. Antisemitism will not be tolerated in Texas. Period. Students joining in hate-filled, antisemitic protests at any public college or university in Texas should be expelled.

Please contribute!♡ Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/cassa…

@CogentCarstairs // me too!!

@RepressedArcher || heck yeah that was the only reward I really wanted!

Wow the kickstarter is up to $972,618! I guess that , means we get gilded edges and bookmark ribbons 😁

We're up to 957,550! If we can get up to 965,000 the books get gilded edges and bookmark ribbons! Lets do this!! Checking out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/cassa…

@CogentCarstairs @Kickstarter // we did it!!!!!

@RepressedArcher @Kickstarter || $4000 away 👀 someone buy a big one lol

Come on guys, we are so close. Lets try to surpass it so we get gilded edges and bookmark ribbons! Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/cassa…

Yeah!!!!

@CogentCarstairs @Kickstarter // yaasss!!!

@RepressedArcher @Kickstarter || me too! I want the Shadowhunter spice one 👀

@CogentCarstairs @Kickstarter // for real. I'm dying for these books. 🤣

@RepressedArcher @Kickstarter || let’s go Shadowhunters ❤️

I can't believe it's 3 yr #Twitterversary. And I say that in red underline. #twitter Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Come on guys. We're soo close! Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/cassa…