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𝔰 𝔩 𝔞 y 𝔱 𝔬 𝔫
Low level fighting games is identifying with your character. High level fighting games is expressing yourself through your characters. The student becomes the character. The character becomes the master.
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J.T. Alexander
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>be horse, 10,000 BC >thunder across the Eurasian steppes in massive herds >humans approach with spears >heart pounding >be cornered >they don't eat you >they offer grain and salt >be domesticated horse, 4000 BC >humans tie a cart to you and your friend >pull the cart around >every human that witnesses your work is amazed >your kind spreads across the world side by side with man >be warhorse, 2000 BC >you pull the chariots that decide empires >without your speed and power, no conquest, no trade routes >the Hittites, the Egyptians, the Mycenaeans >their glory rides on your legs >civilization is literally pulled forward under your power >be warhorse, 300BC >bigger and stronger than ever before >humans now ride on your back >be called Bucephalus >carry your master across the world >kingdoms fall under your hooves and your master's sword >hailed as the greatest of your kind to ever live >sire a legendary lineage that becomes the envy of the kingdoms of men >be warhorse, 44BC >so widespread and diverse that armies are made up of men and horses from thousands of miles apart >turn the tide of world-changing battles and maneuvers >roads your trod down will be used for millennia >history is carried forward on your back >be warhorse, 900 AD >armored head to hoof >steel in the field, genteel in the pasture >just like the master >you carry the men that bring news, help, honor, and leadership >you are the symbol and source of their status >civilization depends on you >be warhorse, 1683 AD >Islam lays siege to Vienna with all of Europe prostrate beyond >the city is desperate for relief >supplies are short and the underminers threaten the walls >3,000 men in winged armor ride on your back to the salvation of Christendom >Europe is literally saved by your turn of the tide >be standard horse, 1778 AD >15 years old >pretty unremarkable but notice loud noises don't bother you >be given away as a gift >owner already has another horse, but alright >he ends up liking you more because you don't care about noise >he starts riding you through a bunch of crowds making a ton of noise >become a famous symbol of the era and watch the British Empire surrender to your boss >America is literally born on your back >be workhorse, 1915 AD >drafted along with your master to fight for the king >pull ammunition carts from rail depots to guns >the machine-horses on tracks make your job easier because you don't have carry as much as far >eight million of your kind are killed to fight the war to end all wars >the war doesn't end war >the war ends your relationship with mankind >be horse, 1955 AD >nobody has use for you anymore >they've made smaller machine horses >they're cheaper to feed >they're easier to learn >they carry more weight >they take all of your jobs >be horse, 2026 AD >nobody cares about you anymore >you survive as a pet to young rich girls >sometimes she shows you off to an audience but you feel something is missing >your cousin runs races for gambling addicts >your brother sometimes pulls tourists around in New York >you heard of some horses that carry cops around but it sounds like folklore >there are more toys of your kind than actual horses
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Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️
Woman adopts a chicken that lost his toes so she came up with the idea one day to put her dog’s booties on his little feet. It worked out. Today, nubsy aka nubs has about 30 pairs to choose from. ❤️❤️❤️
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𝔰 𝔩 𝔞 y 𝔱 𝔬 𝔫@RetardedlySmart·
I know it's april fools but I'm completely okay with this just being a permanent addition to shadowverse lmao
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なな
なな@uvmord·
顔出し前の保育士がこちらになります。。
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GrandLamb
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It has been almost 4 years since the release of ghoti and I have only seen white people play the deck
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どんぐり陸士長
どんぐり陸士長@Dongurihou·
親愛なるアメリカのフォロワー様たちへ このポストが見えているのなら、 好きな日本のテレビゲームを教えてほしいです! ちょっと知ってみたい……
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Jerr
Jerr@jerr_rrej·
The Japanese are one of the few high races in earth. They have a functional civilization. Law, order and prosperity. They are confronted with the same problems as White men in America and Europe. The high races are being flooded with orcs and mud bloods. They see how arabs, indians and africans behave in White countries and are waking up to race politics. Japanese have more in common with Western Whites than with the rest of the world. Embrace them as allies and brothers.
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⭐RORO⭐
⭐RORO⭐@R0R0133769·
よー! ジャパンニキ! Let's BBQ !!! ☆
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@TierZoo It's true. I get Master 1 at the spice restaurant every month but I still don't like the taste. It seems to get spicier every month somehow.
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Foxford Comics
Foxford Comics@FoxfordComics·
this nation was founded on Shinto-Christian Values
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Reasonable Man 🇺🇸
Reasonable Man 🇺🇸@GoodAmericanMan·
アメリカでは、国民はゆりかごから墓場まで「ユダヤ式保育園」と呼ばれるものに晒され、そこで彼らは「税金家畜」として働かされ、さらなるアフリカ人を増やすための糧とされている。
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I think I know why everything sucks... ...and it's because everything is fake We are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach you fake education and get you fake jobs. We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research. We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products. We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything. We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves. We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage. We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real. We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat. We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments. We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths. We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months. We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made. IT. IS. ALL. FAKE. And we all yearn for what was once real. Don't you remember? Did you forget? There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract. When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does! When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them. When a family could live off a single income. When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it. When schools was HARD... and that was the point! When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house, When you bought something once... and it was yours forever. When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad. And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.
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Owen Benjamin 🐻
Owen Benjamin 🐻@OwenBenjamin·
When you realize anyone with Down syndrome could understand any of this, you have to admit that none of it is a mistake. They know
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