Rev. Slardibardfast

@Pontifex Which side will you come down upon and which side will you oppose in this conflict? x.com/WSJ/status/204…

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

@Pontifex Wow! Wait until he gets a load of this WSJ report on the civil war between chimpanzees? Which side will he side with? x.com/WSJ/status/204…

@kwo_kwo @Thefactsdude He was arrested Wednesday and charged with fabricating physical evidence, making a false report to law enforcement, unlawful use of a two-way communication device, and knowingly giving false information to a cop about a crime

@Thefactsdude i hate pranksters but arresting a guy because your IQ is too low to detect AI videos is outrageous

NEW: Florida man arrested after pranking deputy with AI deepfake video of patrol car break-in 25-year-old Alexis Martínez-Arizala showed a Seminole County deputy a fake 3-second AI video claiming people were breaking into his patrol car at Academy Sports in Lake Mary. Store surveillance proved it never happened. He was tracked down and arrested in San Juan, Puerto Rico. He faces charges including fabricating evidence and false report to law enforcement. Held on $7,000 bond pending extradition to Seminole County. Look who’s laughing now 🤣

@Expat_Spot @Thefactsdude arrested Wednesday and charged with fabricating physical evidence, making a false report to law enforcement, unlawful use of a two-way communication device, and knowingly giving false information to a cop about a crime

@Thefactsdude What “crime” was commited ? I’m confused. Was it the brightest idea? - NO but are now HARMLESS JOKES a crime ? You cant just arrest people because you have thin skin and got your little baby feelings hurt on camera.

@john_speakeasy @PlanetOfMemes If they find them, then good luck to them. I have searched for weeks to no avail!

@PlanetOfMemes 1/2” and 10 mm sockets

What are you taking?

@M_Sorentino @LloydLegalist @JustinPetersMin The church in Jerusalem grew quickly, yes. But many of them had been there for feast days and then took the gospel home. Even those who stayed had no large arenas in which to meet. It was small synagogues or, most likely from Acts 2.42ff, they met in homes.

The church in Jerusalem would have been like 20k people. Are you saying James and Peter weren’t preaching the Gospel? I’m not saying all megachurches are good. But this idea that all megachurches are bad is equally dumb. While bad doctrine can bring people into a building, good doctrine brings people to Christ. And both can look similar on the outside.

Truth.

I am seeking to please my wife by watching “Sense and Sensibility” (BBC). We’re 30 minutes in and I detest most of the characters and completely the English class system. How did they ever avoid the revolution France suffered. I’m sure I won’t endure it.

This is a very dangerous headline. I'm afraid @GovTimWalz will take it on as a challenge. notthebee.com/article/report…

Me: Why do we want to be so much like Europe, say, France? Them: Because they've liberated themselves from the bondage of capitalism and gross pluralism. Me: Oh, so that's why we, like France, now have a specific season for protests? Them: Say what? notthebee.com/article/brace-…

@EricLDaugh @sagesteele Fucking white liberal women, man.😒

@EricLDaugh Literally this meme

This dude adopted a rescue hyena and named his Eddie. He videos jokes and Eddie howls with laughter.

Well, they may be average and confused, but at least they're successful: still no kings in America!

@theologicaljon @hopefamlybindry @theologicaljon

@hopefamlybindry @RevSlardEBard I doubt I’ll win, but then again how many Bibles is too many 😄

🎉🎉🎉GIVE AWAY!!!🎉🎉🎉 Thank you all for 500 followers!! As promised (and a wee bit late 😬!) I am giving away this blueberry of a bible that you all designed via twitter polls! Its got a blue sully goatskin cover and a navy Italian lambskin liner. Absolutely everything on this bible is blue! To enter follow me and tag a friend bellow in the comments! Giveaway ends Saturday 3/21/26!

@maddow, shame on you. Fat-shaming an elderly man. Shame on you.

@TheSkalez @atensnut Well, her name is Juanita, after all!

@atensnut You must have learned to drive stick in a Spanish car... it has a Manuel transmission. 😆👊🏻

I learned to drive with a (Manuel) stick shift. You never forget how.

@Blue59Wave @amyklobuchar Please make sure Wright County is not part of that blue loony bin. Wright has been red for a long time and shows no sign of leaving that tradition.

@amyklobuchar OMG! Amy WALZ 8.0 has taken pathetic LYING to new heights. The union brass (Democrats) endorsed her…..she IMPLIES the 14,000 laborers and skilled construction workers will vote for her. NOPE!! The OLD DFL is DEAD. With EVERY passing year, rank & file are VOTING REPUBLICAN!

I’m honored to have earned the support of LIUNA’s 14,000 laborers and skilled construction workers across Minnesota. From supporting infrastructure and jobs to making it easier to get skills training, my priority as Governor will be to support and expand our economy and good paying jobs in Minnesota.

@GrizzleMacFart @TaraBull Didn’t say he was

@RevSlardEBard @TaraBull The tattooed guy wasn’t being loud and violent.

Heated cruiseship confrontation

@MNThinkTank @BestPixMN You’re expecting common sense legislation from Minnesota? Clearly, you do not know the DFL of MN, then. Common sense left a long time ago and refuses to return.

@BestPixMN Thanks for asking, we're right here! We wrote about this positive new population trend when it was reported. Let's hope Minnesota passes common sense legislation that allows it to continue. americanexperiment.org/minnesota-sees…

Minnesota saw more people move to the state than any of our neighbors. Where are the folks who keep pushing a lie that "everyone" is moving away?

@JonJustice @Tim_Walz Either this guy is the expert consummate liar or he really is that dull-witted and stupid. Or maybe both.

It's astonishing, even for @Tim_Walz to make the claim that the ONLY reason people are hearing about fraud is because they are prosecuting fraud. Hour two for a Wednesday starts next. Listen live: tinyurl.com/JJTCNT