Rex Lee

Forrest Gump ran toward danger in Vietnam. Your boss ran to his podiatrist crying bone spurs. Petty insults at the expense of people with disabilities won't change the fact that you're risking troops' lives to boost Chevron's stock price. It's my job to hold you accountable.

So I went to this old fashioned place called the grocery store today. I noticed that the prices of many items in there SEEMED higher than I'd paid before, but I wasn't worried. I went to the cashier and loaded up my groceries on the conveyor belt. When the cashier finished, the amount was twice as much as I felt it should be. So I said, "That's not right. Your prices are wrong." She said "No sir, I scanned all of these, I didn't enter any prices by hand." I replied, "See, this is a simple misunderstanding. Those prices have to be wrong because the President said that unaffordability was a lie, a con job by Democrats. So all you have to do is just match the prices to MY reality." And then everyone stood up and cheered, as a big burly man ran up to me and said "thank you sir!" Naturally, I'm not welcome at that grocery store, Bigly Cheap Foods, any more. Oh well, it's fine. I never liked how they made me show ID there.

🚨OH MY GOD: CBS asked Texas Rep. Ann Johnson if Democrats “ran from the fight.” Her response was epic: “No, abandoning your job is going to Cancun during a deadly freeze.” Then she went nuclear: “When Trump asked Georgia GOP to ‘find 11,000 votes,’ they said no. When he asked Texas GOP to steal 5 seats - they said, ‘Does July work for you?’”

Apparently, President Trump really doesn’t like this clip about how his desired Iran nuclear deal is a reheated version of the same deal he pulled us out of. It would be a shame if you watched it.

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

Elon Musk is now sharing footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein. What a glorious day.🍿

Holy sh*t

I got no popcorn left at this point.

I’m running out of popcorn 🍿🍿🤣

WOW. It’s now officially Elon Musk vs. Trump.

OMG I’m so behind. People are already moving on from #TACOTrump to #WhiningTittyBaby

Merry Christmas! Is it ok if I repost this one?

Political Rant incoming on the Houthis Leaked Groupchat. If you don’t like my political rants just keep the line moving.

The White House has apparently decided the best course of action is to lie their way through it.

American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. theatln.tc/GP7Phyec

Congratulations MIKEY MADISON !!!!!!!

Wow. The full video of the exchange between @VP @kamalaharris, Nebraska @SenatorFischer and her asshole husband, Bruce, is even worse. This bastard - a professor at @UNLincoln - was so scared to stand next to her that VP Harris literally said, "It's ok. I won't bite. Don't worry." His contempt for her is very clear. He can GO TO HELL.

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