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@PerformancesNHL Scccuuuuwwweerrrrrs

Auston Matthews 4 Goals vs Ottawa Senators NHL Debut Oct 12, 2016.

@LarespectfulLBJ Roided out.

“Literally cause this nigga is standing over there, they are contenders”

@hello__caitlin Wow sounds like you’re finally adult. It’ll go up always does.

Just made the mistake of peeking at my 401k - the market is doing so poorly that not only have my YTD contributions been essentially wiped out, I’m several thousand dollars below where I was on January 1st. Cool cool cool

@BarstoolNate Take a look at the ticket prices for the last home game against the penguins. Last game of the season is @ Columbus might make the drive.

On the way home from Cap One ln I realized that could have been the last time I see Ovi play in person. Hopefully we win out and make the playoffs but how sobering to think about. Also Leonard and Hutson are such weapons out there, the rebuild is going to be QUICK.

@harryjsisson Not even close lmao

I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.

@ZachCav @SportingTrib Are you okay? Lmao

Utah’s Delta Center has a few quirks as a basketball-specific arena with a hockey rink shoved into it. Take a tour of the unique views ahead of Ducks-Mammoth. @SportingTrib | #FlyTogether l #TusksUp

@chaddukes @StevePietaster

⁦@StevePietaster⁩

@goodluckbvbe @McConaugheyX Yea that’s how it works lmao

@McConaugheyX if she had just had a bump she would have been more aware that she was acting a mess

this is what happens when you do coke but don’t drink alcohol to counteract the high

@senstalk_ @NHLPlayerSafety Lightweight

Sick league you got here @NHLPlayerSafety.

@MUSICANDBUILDS Co worker rap

THE WORSE TYPE OF RAP MUSIC IS THIS SUB GENRE OF RAP IT WILL GIVE YOU A MIGRAINE

@MillerStream You goynna fucking cry about it?

getting in my goymobile to go to my goyjob in my goyfit so that i can make a few goybucks to pay for my goyslop

@yarrow59373606 @Furbeti Okay.. I don’t know that. I’m a busy person, douche

@RichardTwoTimes @Furbeti the list is readily available, you sound like a cunt

Jeffrey Epstein’s rules for his girlfriend: ‘no arguments monday to friday’ ‘exercise four times a week’ ‘I want beautiful things only’

@johnrapheal01 @AdamSchefter Ever heard of Mo Allie-Cox retard?

Colts signed Notre Dame basketball forward Carson Towt with the idea of converting him to tight end.

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

@Sempai954 @JonStewartIL 💀

@JonStewartIL I could send Jon Stewart a close‑up photo of the head of my dick, tell him it’s a mysterious fleshy organic sphere that I captured on my camera, and he’d post it on X claiming it's a UFO.

Real......

@FoutsLeadership Abused that filet with the fork 😬

Game day nutrition isn’t random it’s planned. Pearson has his first district baseball game tonight vs McKinney Boyd, and if something works, we don’t change it. So today he ordered his classic filet mignon sandwich, the same meal he used during last season when he played well. The goal isn’t just to eat it’s to fuel the entire day correctly. About 6 hours before the game, he’ll eat the steak sandwich with toasted bread and provolone along with his CorVive Hydrate. Later in the afternoon after hitting, he’ll have a turkey sandwich with mustard, lettuce, tomato, and pretzels for more carbs and lean protein. Then about 30–45 minutes before the game, he’ll have a quick carb source with a tortilla, honey, and banana, along with CorVive Energy for focus and performance. During the game he’ll sip on Hydrate between innings to stay ahead of dehydration, and we keep simple dugout snacks ready like fruit snacks, fruit jerky, or applesauce pouches for quick energy if needed. Game day success isn’t just about practice it’s about fueling the body throughout the entire day. Parents, pay attention to how your athletes are fueling before competition. Fuel them athletes. #Prosper #GoEagles #MckinneyBoyd #Districts #Game1 #WalnutGrove #RockHill #Baseball #TexasAthlete

@FairfaxCountyPD Comment section based

Our detectives are asking for help identifying the man in this composite sketch who is connected to four Centreville burglary and indecent exposure incidents. (1/3)

@Bubbazlito95799 @BSBurlyNews

@BSBurlyNews Alright, who the fuck allowed a down syndrome person to reproduce with a pug.

Shame! F****ing n***! You're F***ing pathetic – Protestors Confront ICE Agent on Dorset St

@TheRowdyRhymes Lost their last 8 at home? Sounds like they’re due for a home w?

POTD Anaheim Ducks ML -110 Toronto Maple Leafs have lost their last 8 games at Home Let’s Cash This Ticket