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Right To Post
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Right To Post
@RightToPost
just an ordinary guy fighting for my right to post
He/They Beigetreten Mart 2022
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@CantEverDie my hot take is "its okay to enjoy things. or not"
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i love geese but i completely understand why people wouldn’t. same reason people wouldn’t fuck with someone like lou reed or other peak musicians. singers with insane voices just aren’t for everyone, more for me though
Arwen@heavenleybody
Just heard Geese for the first time. You people are sick. You seriously need help.
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@AGoldmund i'm just gonna assume these tweets are related and respectfully move along. minding my own dang business here
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You gottta shit in my house? You sign a user agreement. Turds and conditions apply.
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This, except "buck naked" vs "butt naked"
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days
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@TheWapplehouse "MicroEdge Spill Control" sounds like a topic of discussion on a gooning subreddit
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Wife likes spicy margaritas so I’ve developed my own proprietary recipe with Don Julio, jalapeño, watermelon, mango, cherry and tajin and premake a big pitcher of it for her to sip on throughout the week
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@hausofdecline every time eddie vedder sings "i'm still alive" i want to chastise him for gloating like that
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@ZeroSuitCamus you might get really horny, and your gonna be super focused
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Whenever I see a clock display 11:11 I say out loud "I wish it was 9/11" bc wishes won't come true if you say them out loud
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
Whats a superstition you practice? I’m not superstitious and yet I don’t whistle on boats
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"having a stroke" just sounds like a euphemism for jacking off. how am i supposed to take that seriously?
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@TheWapplehouse the 24-hour pharmacy should have hair, nail, skin, and bath supplies. don't buy makeup, buy fancy makeup applicators and accessories. merry christmas eve!
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@TheWapplehouse america's step-uncle-in-law? yeah, he had it coming
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not decking the halls this year, I’m decking my brother in law after 15 of these bad boys
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@TheWapplehouse i play a lot of blackjack, and this caption is driving me insane. i want to respond "if the dealer is showing a 7 or higher and you dont have a pair of 8s, your best move is to hit on a 16" and it's making me feel like a guy who knows too many details about age of consent laws
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@TheWapplehouse my sister's mad at me for condemning "The Spy Who Shagged Me" as imperialist copaganda, so i'm having a pretty fun time tbh
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@ProtonInspector I blew one of them.
I know what’s not what you asked I just wanted to brag.
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@CantEverDie I hope each year continues to be your best year. It warms my heart to hear that. Happy Birthday, Onion Person!
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it’s my birthday. turning 29. i hope everyone out there especially trans people who are in a rough spot know life truly does get better. the world is scary and hard, but life is beautiful. 28 was the best year of my life so far. thank you everyone for the birthday wishes ❤️
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@thehouseofpod but is it really your dumbest tweet? or rather, your most prominent dumb tweet? x.com/thehouseofpod/…
Kaveh MD is on Blooski@thehouseofpod
Poop is the new pee.
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That time of year again to celebrate my dumbest tweet.
Kaveh MD is on Blooski@thehouseofpod
You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…
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