Rob Griffiths

@GhostCoollector Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but just using it is not enough. @kaewkumfu

@bod_republic Are you ready to have daily diarrhea for the next three months or daily constipation for the next three months? Drink lots of water.

@BillyM2k When people think, God laughs, when subordinates think, the boss gets angry, and when children think, adults worry. @Alicat249

@DailyLoud Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death! @kerim_9767

yikes twitter.com/BornAKang/stat…

@bfcarlson My role is very interesting, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is laziness.

Think about what’s being done to your dopamine levels on a daily basis and then watch this. In 1958, Aldous Huxley predicted a form of dictatorship that would rely not on force, but propaganda—and addiction.

@TheYellows_com @joshieer Behind every guy is a pair of strong and lasting hands. @glovehand

@TheYellows_com Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them. @joshieer

@TheYellows_com The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

@TheYellows_com Are you ready to be a tree or spend the rest of your life in a tree?

🗞 Norwich City have rejected an offer from an unnamed Championship club for Todd Cantwell. [Sky Sports] #NCFC

@TheYellows_com It'll be his agent trying to get him more money at Rangers. Just like it was his agent with the 'Newcastle bid' last season, trying to drum up interest. We then went on to accept an offer from Bournemouth on loan with no obligation to buy....

Unfortunately our storage shed was broken into overnight and machinery stolen. Keep vigilant everyone @suffolkcricket

@frankieboyle I've heard many of your jokes and views on rapists and such like. Good stuff. What about the night stalker?

Its Sunday. Best get completely smashed then.

@thombelk indeed dad dad daddio. Not sure who to follow and tings. Lost touch with the world.