Robert Firsching

MAGA influencers spent months yelling at people like me on TV about how we have to end the Iranian regime—now they have to sell Trump giving them $300 billion while letting them keep their uranium. Embarrassing shit.

$300 BILLION DOLLARS TO IRAN??!!! Trump agreed to give Iran $300 BILLION dollars for reconstruction cost after Trump bombed Iran. Are you kidding me? What an embarrassment! Americans are getting screwed again!!

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

Trump's Iran "Deal" Is a Giant Bag of Dog Shit. It's not a deal. It's a memo of understanding in advance of a surrender of the American-led world order. thebulwark.com/p/trumps-iran-…

A reporter will ask Donald Trump about the MMA fighter saying Michelle Obama is a man and he will say “well that’s silly, I don’t believe that” and then like two days later he will re-Truth someone explicitly saying Michelle Obama is a man.

Josh Hokit is a complete disgrace. He managed to badly miss the bar even at an event where people are punching each other in the face on the South Lawn of the White House while the viewers are inundated with ads for Trump’s various companies.

Imma put this bible verse on my hat because I don’t agree with the lifestyle of babies. Psalm 137:9: "Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."

The dumbest era.

Daniel Cormier was removed from the UFC commentary team after he exposed Eric Trump for begging for insider UFC information so he could place bets on fights. In other words, another day for the rich white people that don’t have punishments for their crimes.

@stepfanie Actually one of the gayest events I have ever seen. But keep fantasizing.

As a former retarded liberal, I do genuinely understand how psychologically taxing the Freedom 250 event must be, esp for someone suffering from advanced TDS Testosterone raging Military aviation performing low-altitude affirmations of state capacity Trump saluting with full sincerity A statistically improbable density of red, white, and blue Country music at government scale Thousands of people exhibiting what appears to be national pride without even a hint of irony or self-loathing It’s essentially every comment section’s worst-case hypothetical rendered into physical reality

@mackwinged Not to mention the hot athletes.

omfg we get it you didn't enjoy middle school gym class and hold a grudge against jocks but some of us can move the fuck on and enjoy the narratives & the community & the unity & togetherness

@PeopleForgetMan LOL Hokit just loudly declared that Michelle Obama is a man on the White House lawn. It's clearly about politics to some people.

I’m not a fan of Trump or politics but why do people have to be negative? Us MMA fans just want to watch the fights we don’t care where they’re at lol #UFCFreedom250

Hokit thanking Jesus Christ and then loudly declaring that Michelle Obama is a man on the White House lawn. We are through the looking glass.

@JustJoshinNH Probably not. This feels like his last film.

At the flicks, I understand this Mr. Spielberg might have a promising future in the motion picture business

@rasalistair When straight men say this about women, we immediately clock them as incels. What you met was a gay incel. They exist.

today a gay man told me in the most sincere tone possible “i hate gay people so much” and it’s been echoing in my brain ever since. i really believe him.

@4thOfJuly365 I'm not boycotting, but I did like the one sailor shaking his tight tush to YMCA during the singalong. At least one of them knows what tonight is about.

Anyone boycotting this historic UFC event is admitting they're soft, un-American, and terrified of real masculinity.

@FisticuffsFella Was it that sailor shaking his tush to YMCA like he was the only one who knew what the song was really about? Cause I clocked that too.

UFC Freedom 250 is officially the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life.

@victim_burn77 It's fine when they write it out, but CSAM just sounds like a test you take to get into grad school.

Sorry calling it “child sexual abuse material” is a little funny like did child porn not sound evil enough

If confirmed, this is a seismic scandal for both the worlds of politics and sports.

Iran just leaked the receipts on the new deal, and it looks like a total US capitulation. According to Mehr News, Tehran claims Washington locked in a staggering $300 BILLION in direct reconstruction funds. Even wilder? They're allegedly getting $24B in frozen assets unfrozen, with $12B handed over upfront just to sit down at the table. This completely torches Trump’s narrative that Iran wouldn't get a single cent. Trump is trapped. This is a massive checkmate.