Robert Hanlin

@RealBSharp @DMendy02 Likely is a must start. Can’t go wrong

@DMendy02 Full PPR WR- Zay or Slayton TE- Goedert or Likely

I’m up & ready to help with any Start/Sit questions you have for Week 15 and Round 1 of the Fantasy Football playoffs! 🏈 All that I ask: ✅Follow me @DMendy02 ❤️Like the tweet Let’s get your team a playoff win today! 🏆💪🏻

@FAmmiranteTFJ Now do the same thing, but remove the 4th quarters

I bet you didn't realize this: *remove Week 1* Bo Nix is QB3 in fantasy PPG.

@ChrisPilny I need you to bring this kind of energy to our next draft!

We crushed the NFL Draft, now bringing the heat for PL Mornings. Let’s gooooooooooooo

@ChrisPilny Do they still let children into Disney? I assumed it was all millenials, who got lost playing Pokémon Go

Take that triggered my group chat today: People who are obsessed with SNL are Disney Adult adjacent

@ChrisPilny The pumpkin king?

Once again—and I can’t emphasize this enough—what is a jack harlow

@ChrisPilny What is the outcome here that gets Trump reinstated to The Bachelor?

Massive debate at work right now: Have you ever squished a Skittle between your fingers?

Tonight is the only night I’ve been thankful not to be interesting, funny, or famous enough to have a large following on Twitter. To the 5 people who occasionally like my tweets, thank you. It’s been an honor

@ChrisPilny I make sure they know it was already on Reddit 😂

When ppl send you a meme/video you’ve already seen, are you: 1. “Omg LOL” 2. “I saw that lol”

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Let’s Grow Brandon

Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. Hear from @POTUS on the three steps he is taking to right these wrongs.

@ChrisPilny They really hit their stride that year in the Super Bowl

Haaland + Man City remind me of the ‘07 Patriots + Randy Moss. Just a perfect collision of legendary talent. League has no answer.

@ChrisPilny I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this tweet

Today’s Champs League game confirmed it (and this is the broiest of bro takes): idk how I’ll ever watch American professional sports again

@ChrisPilny You two should have opened a gym together - Chris Gainz

Have we decided the name of Garth Brooks’s bar yet? If not, I’d love to submit “Barth”

@Ihartitz Flex: D. Parker or Justin Jackson. PPR

Fantasy football playoffs in the air. Don't be afraid to make a great play. Start/sits for like 20 minutes GO. You can even ask kicker questions this time (jk, don't do that shit)

@ChrisPilny Embarrassingly?! Dave and Tim at Ascend is one of my all time favorite live shows in Nashville.

Does anyone else have music or artists you listen to when you’re depressed but don’t know you’re depressed until you realize you’re listening to X music? For me, embarrassingly, it’s Dave Matthews. Will have no idea I’m depressed then find myself humming “Crush” and woops

It is time to end America’s longest war. It is time for American troops to come home from Afghanistan.

Congress: Can you please explain what.. *checks notes* TigOldBitties69 meant by... *checks notes again* "never sell, diamond hands 💎👐 to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 the squeeze has not been squoze 🍋💧 until we all get our tendies" DFV: He likes the stock.

This is unacceptable. We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit. As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

@ChrisPilny @ChrisPilny how are you photoshopping me into all these screenshots???!!!?!!?

@RobertHanlin that u?

Bachelor Ep 4, a thread

@stevendarden @ChrisPilny “31 year old male model” gave it away huh?

Decided to finally watch Gossip Girl. Gotta say...there are a lot of man scarves