I Am Potat

@GaryPetersonUSA *Phairoh. The Egyptians didn't have a letter F.

Wokesters shout No Kings because President Trump is our first leader with the spirit of the mighty Fairo, who with Christ as his foreman, built the great pyramids of Egypt, which the left wants to replace with a statue of gay Spider-Man eating pickles.

the aot sasageyo dance will always be relevant to me sorry

Saturday night in the 80s meant one thing… you weren’t missing Saturday Night’s Main Event for anything. Every kid glued to the TV, acting like it was the biggest fight in the world… and it felt like it was.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@memeslich @realalexsoro It's been a minute since I rewatched them but my nostalgia says New Nightmare was the best, with the first 3 all tied for second place

@realalexsoro that was way too long which Freddy Krueger movie was the best

Dear X, Congratulations on pulling one of the sleaziest bait-and-switch moves in tech history. I paid for my Premium subscription expecting X Pro (the actual useful tool formerly known as TweetDeck) to be included as it was when I signed up and kept paying. Now, with zero warning, zero notice, and right in the middle of my billing cycle, you've yanked it away and locked it behind your ridiculous $40/month Premium+ paywall. Poof. Gone. Like it never mattered. This isn't "improving the service." This is straight-up theft of value from paying customers. You took my money under false pretenses, then changed the deal without so much as a DM, email, or pathetic little pop-up. No prorated refund. No apology. Just "lol enjoy the downgrade, sucker." X Pro was the ONE actually productive feature that made subscribing worth it for power users who actually manage timelines, columns, and real work, not just doomscrolling and posting memes. Everything else is fluff. Now it's pay more or lose it. This is the kind of greedy, user-hostile garbage that kills platforms. Treat your subscribers like ATMs you can shake down whenever you feel like hiking the price, and watch how fast loyalty evaporates. Refund the prorated difference or restore X Pro to Premium immediately. Or keep proving that "maximum truth-seeking" apparently doesn't apply to basic consumer honesty. Disgusting. #XProTheft #PremiumScam @elonmusk @X

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein. It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.

Vivian Wilson sticks it to dad Elon Musk as she sells 'Evil Woke Mind Virus' merch ➡️ bit.ly/4bAaL7j 📷 Getty, Vivian Wilson via Threads

What Albanese is saying is Trump only needs to make a request & he'll do it. Absolute fucking lapdog

@SenatorClaire Hi Claire, please be aware that because you support Trump & Netanyahu’s war on Iran, you have lost your right to complain about what comes from it. Thanks.

@ShaneAl79996578 @YoungMasterPaul Thanks for the fremdschämen ❤️

@YoungMasterPaul Have a whinge cunt. And I have used bong hole as intended; as in the hole you would smoke a bong with; your mouth. Your welcome.

Very vocal Trump supporters pose for a photo op to indicate their displeasure with the current price of gas (petrol). Put it together you bunch of fecking na-nas! Who’s responsible for the current chaos? At least, they’re all lined up for another round of Big L back-stabbing.

@nxt888 @benpatrick90069 Yeah, and unfortunately that's just The American Way...

There is a mythology the U.S. built around the American War in Vietnam. It goes like this: Young idealistic soldiers were sent into an unwinnable situation by confused politicians. They came home broken and unappreciated. It was a tragedy. A mistake. A lesson learned. Notice what that story does. It centers Americans. Their trauma. Their confusion. Their homecoming. Their feelings. In this story, the Vietnamese people are a backdrop. A jungle. An obstacle. An abstraction. Three million dead Vietnamese people are the scenery for a story about American self-discovery. They made hundreds of movies about Vietnam. The Deer Hunter. Apocalypse Now. Platoon. Full Metal Jacket. Born on the Fourth of July. Hamburger Hill. Count how many of them center a Vietnamese character with a full human life, a family, a name you remember after the credits roll. They turned our genocide into their coming-of-age story. They lost the war and still managed to make themselves the main character. And then, with extraordinary arrogance, they put their soldiers' names on a wall in Washington and call it a memorial, as if the dead to be mourned were the people who flew 10,000 miles to do the killing. Where is the wall for our three million? There isn't one. Because in their telling, we were never quite real enough to mourn.

I’m stuck sick in bed, so I’m in a grumpy mood. Can people please just stop getting excited to harass women online the moment they have the tiniest excuse to do so?

@_nomadic_soul @JxnW

@JxnW And I was sexually assaulted by a man. I understand the difference of having sexual contact with a misogynist and a feminist ally. You’re the one who is shaming sexual assault victims who have worked hard to overcome their trauma and demand their own pleasure.

@JxnW Is that a verse cut from Fall Out Boy's cover of We Didn't Start The Fire?

IT WAS A FULL HOUSE!!! ATTACK ON TITAN FANDOM WE WILL NEVER DIE!!! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!!!

Shoutout to lovers who protect not only their health but OURS indeeed 💐

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my titan mark makeup for the attack on titan concert today YIPPPEEEEE

the portraits in the original baldur's gate had so much personality. just look at the expressions and the dramatic lighting