Helen

@jetfury Played the actual record last night that was gifted to me when I was running the Prince of Whales, G road. Still incredible.

@JeremyClarkson best of luck with the pub. If you think having a farm is a lot of hard work for little financial reward. Welcome to the world of hospitality.

@lottiebirkin Congratulations!

👰🤵Mr & Mrs Bond

It’s flying ant day in Meva. @shaunwkeaveny

Judge Christopher Hehir sentenced 5 Climate Change protestors to 21 years in Jail for non-violent protest. But he let two men whose father had £400m walk free after they assaulted a Police Officer and left him needing a titanium plate in his head. Is that justice?

14 years of Tory rule has torn the social contract to its last fibre. For the next 7 hours, #BristolCentral has an historic opportunity to ensure that contract is rewritten with climate action & fairness at its core. Let’s not squander the moment. Vote @carla_denyer

#ToriesIntoThird trending If you haven’t already, go to Stopthetories.vote Once we knew Labour would win, our tactical voting purpose has been exactly this for a long time now #ToriesIntoThird Come on Lib Dems @LibDems Nothing will change the conversation more 👍🏼

Vote Them Out

"Tactical voting could wipe the Tories out for a generation. Here’s how I think it should be done" Read my little opinion piece here at ⁦@guardian⁩ 🙏🏼👍🏼 theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/1F00603ECA7… Sadly can’t got and see the lovely Beth in Manchester next week so have one ticket to sell. Absolutely gutted but happy days for anyone who fancies what promises to be a great gig.

@lottiebirkin I sat on a weever fish a couple of years back. That was rather an usual experience.

Argh I've been bitten on my arse

Oh yes! Tope work as always from @coldwarsteve

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Looked up. Didn’t see anything other than the fact we need new windows.

No show bookings make a return. Welcome to May.

Management couple required for an amazing little pub in Pembrokeshire. Please share and get in touch if interested.

Nick Boles sums it up perfectly.

@burngold It smelt Bleddy awful.

@Run_Wine_SW Is that not just run off from the farms up river?

Grim.

Easter Sunday! This must be the 500th cold since October.