Captain!

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Captain!

@RunningTheShip

This ship runs on teamwork! (NOT AFFILIATED WITH INNERSLOTH)

Beigetreten Mayıs 2026

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·17 Haz

Focus on the fortunate positives. Instead of a con-versation, make it a pro-versation! (Captain joins Parody Twitter!)

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

@Shoviton Yeah!

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Shuviton@Shoviton·1h

@RunningTheShip Are you sure ? Like POSITIVE?

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·2h

I’m feeling way much better now! Please ignore the negative posts a few scrolls down!

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

@caffienarration Hmmmm…I’ll look around the ship for you! I want you to stay positive!

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MIRA Brand Coffee Machine@caffienarration·1h

@RunningTheShip :-(

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

What’s “yearning”?

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

@caffienarration Eh. Not feeling for it right now, haha!

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MIRA Brand Coffee Machine@caffienarration·1h

@RunningTheShip Like you want to go over and get it!!!! Like you WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

@caffienarration Good?

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MIRA Brand Coffee Machine@caffienarration·1h

@RunningTheShip How you feel when you think of coffee 👀

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

I haven’t been keeping up with words that are relatively new to me, Therapist! Thank you for telling me the meaning of this word, pal!

??? — THE THERAPIST@gold__memory

Yearning is a deep, intense, and often melancholic desire or longing for something, particularly for something that is out of reach or difficult to obtain . I'm shocked you don't know this , Captain .

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·1h

@gold__memory Great!

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??? — THE THERAPIST@gold__memory·1h

@RunningTheShip Nothing Captain. Everything is fine.

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??? — THE THERAPIST@gold__memory·2h

WHY ARE THEY ALL YEARNING AFTER THE THERAPY SESSION.

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·2h

@SKELDSCIENTIST I dunno. One day, I tried to get some coffee, and the coffee maker was GONE!

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SCIENTIST 🌿@SKELDSCIENTIST·2h

....Has the coffee machine always been sentient ..?????

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·7h

I’m okay.

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·14h

Hey.

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·22h

//goodnight guys…be ready for tomorrow

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·22h

I’m okay. Just give me some time.

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·22h

wow.

Cook 🍳@ClumsyYelloChef

" U-um, I made some Friend-sagna! It's um, a little undercooked, but its still yummy ! I'll leave some out in case my friends wants some without me bothering them! MMMM Yum! So DELICIOUS OK BYE-"

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·22h

Why Do You All Like Me Im Worthless

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·22h

Im Nobody

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·22h

Stop Worrying About Me

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·23h

imOk

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Captain!@RunningTheShip·23h

imfine

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