Laird Russell MacClark IV of Loch Taobh Na Mara

Um... Hi.

@hoshizorarock Hi!

おい、アメリカ人よ。 見ているぞ。

@hoshizorarock "small size"? Is there a malfunction in the translation?

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 君達はスモールサイズの意味をわかっているのか？

@pika_nekopanda 大谷 翔平(Shohei Ohtani) and 山本 由伸(Yoshinobu Yamamoto) are arguably the current top Japanese players in the MLB. 榎田 達治(Lars Nootbar) and 田口 壮(So Taguchi) are my favorite Japanese baseball players. Why? Because #STLCards

リプ欄見てると断トツでアメフトみたいだね🏈次点で野球とバスケかな？ でも野球のリプが多いみたいだし、ここのリプ欄は野球好きが多いのかな？ ちなみに俺も野球大好きだから仲良くししよう！☺️

アメリカニキへ質問です。 アメリカの国民的スポーツと言ったらやはり野球かNBAですか？⚾️🏀 日本では野球かサッカーかで一部過激派組織さん達が毎回のように揉めてます

@pika_nekopanda It's actually American football. I say this as a big hockey fan. Also, go Battlehawks. Ka-kaw🦅

On this day in 1796, George Washington sat for Gilbert Stuart who painted the “what is this shit” masterpiece.

Your Waifu is shit.

@pirooooon3 Are you sure?

> Injured US pilot in Iranian territory > Pilot escapes, hides in a mountain > Hunted by Iran's military for 2 days > CIA throws IRGC off with fake intel > US sets up remote base inside Iran > Special Forces locate & extract him > 0 US casualties, heavy IRGC losses

@tanpukunokami My Dad did this in the 1950s Arizona. He said he loved it.

Spill it, man! Do y'all really drop peanuts into your Coke??

@roikfbuwgc254 Are you kidding me? That PB&J looks fantastic!

@purinlala I always thought it was really cute when cats do that

アメリカの皆さん、こんにちは。 ちゃんと翻訳されていますか？ ぼくはオレンジ色の猫のプリンちゃんです。 日本では、猫の耳がこうなっているのを「イカ耳」って言います！ プリンちゃんは、いつものクセでこうなってるだけなんだけどね。 よろしくね！

@yamanakanobody Our leftists would say your bank robbers "are just suffering from a troubled past in an oppressive system", cause a riot which will be called a "fiery, but mostly peaceful protest", and the leftist judge will set those robbers free anyway. And call anyone who disagrees a 'nazi'

なぁ、バトルしようぜバトル！ どの国が一番イカれた左翼がいるのか！ まず先行日本な！ 日本左翼は銀行強盗した事がある！ 次はどこだ？

Exchanging GIFs isn’t really common in Japan, so I really love seeing all the GIFs everyone sends me! What is your favorite gif?👀

@p9cker_girl I want what Rikka Inohana has. That is what I want.

Which Way Leg Man?😘

🇯🇵Japan bros and ladies, is this 'cheese violence'?🤔 (Btw it's Parmesan)

おはようございます！🌅

@KatelynTweeter Yes

If you are pro-life would you ever be willing to adopt an unwanted baby? Trying to prove a point.

@nervousamerican Don't give away state secrets! What's wrong with you!?!

で、ミズーリ州にある「チーズの洞窟」について、一体誰が日本人に教えるんだ？

@hoshizorarock @CrozzoCrozz8741

アメリカ人よ 日本のうさぎの島に行きなさい そしてうさぎと友達になりなさい