Rusty Shackleford

"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?" Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.

You were warned

The Raft of the Medusa, by Théodore Géricault, 1819

so far, i’d say the least challenging thing about parenthood is that in 1989 danny gladden hit .295 with 23 stolen bases. it’s had absolutely zero bearing on anything about the entire experience and is totally immaterial. i don’t think my baby even knows who danny gladden is

The official stance of the Republican Party is that defensive coordinators don’t matter. We can’t let them win

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how "busy you were" - how many hours you worked People will remember: - the death of a pop-tart on national television

@rodger Exactly. And there's historical precedent for as many as 8 of the top 14 of the chain of command to be removed from office youtu.be/6ZFKXm2011I?si…

Vice Champions hits so much harder than “runners-up” and also implies that if the champion is unable to fulfill their champion duties you become the champions

Hold up, I’ve just learned that when people win silver medals in France they call them “Vice Champions.” Stealing that immediately

Great run @dallasmavs Heads up!! We will be back!!!

Finals!!! Let’s go!

I'm honestly surprised. Any one of these jurors could have hung the jury, gone public, and been set for life as a right-wing media darling. Book deals, speaking circuit, position in a future Trump admin, whatever they wanted. But all 12 put public service over personal gain.

Today's verdict is a fire-bell in the night. The Republican Party now has one last chance to change course, and not nominate a convicted felon for President.

babe wake up, new unprecedented times

If they can do this to Donald Trump, they can do it to *any* American who tries to falsify business records so as to conceal the hush money payments they made to their pornstar ex-mistresses during their presidential campaigns

you just can't falsify multiple business documents anymore due to woke

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes the first actor from Home Alone 2 to be convicted of 34 felonies stemming from hush money payments to a porn star

Tuberville still got beat worse.

Trump

The Wolves are about to join the Suns on the list of teams that post themselves lifting after a win just to end up losing to a Slovenian who drives straight to the arena from Culver’s