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Beigetreten Nisan 2024
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Tafhadhali usifanye makosa kama kurudi. Don't give into the nostalgia.
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Naona hii badala ya Mount Kenya every morning. I miss Nyeri and seeing the Murima with sunrise
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@whatMackSays @privatefigure_ 😂😂😂😂😂 Terror sidika is crazy work Mack.
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@kachwanya @DrKanyuira I just paid $4 for a gallon which is 3.7litres. So we are at KES 135 per liter. Before it was $2.65 which was KES 89 per liter. Sales tax here is usually cents. So if it’s $4 at the pump you’ll probably pay max $4.30 when they add tax.
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@DrKanyuira Actually, that makes sense in terms of your number of Ksh 98 but then how do the measure the unit for the gas?
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Petrol is going for an equivalent of Kshs 98 per liter in the US and the Americans are livid. In Kenya we are paying about Kshs 178 to the litre despite our lower purchasing power and this shows how heavily taxed fuel is in Kenya.
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Naona hii badala ya Mount Kenya every morning. I miss Nyeri and seeing the Murima with sunrise
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Happy International Women’s Day!!
A line from Rūmī keeps coming to mind today: “Set your life on fire. Seek those who fan your flames.”
That is what women have always done for each other.
Right now many of those flames are around technology and AI. Women are learning the tools, building businesses, and creating opportunities that did not exist before.
If you are exploring AI, invite another woman into the journey.
Empowered women empower women.
#InternationalWomensDay #WomenInAI
#WomenInTech
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@kigutasheilaa And probably planning how he will send success cards to high school girls
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Sakaja is probably in front of his mirror staring at his dimples as you all tag him while drowning
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@iamkathambi This is why I hate this app 😭 now why have you reminded me this surely
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Btw even as Nairobi is flooding. Don’t forget that Dimpoz said he wanted to DRAIN the Uhuru park pond (one of the ponds where flood water drains into) and PUT CONCRETE in it.
Sit with that thought for a moment🫠
Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️@iamkathambi
NEVER forget that the reason Uhuru Park is not open is because Sakaja said they’re planning ‘PPPs’ to do EGREGIOUS stuff there. Nightclubs, restaurants, hotels, and draining the pond to put CONCRETE 💔 This is not what Wangari Maathai fought for. Open Uhuru Park!
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@iamkathambi Singapathetic has ruined my day because it’s true 😭😭😭
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The wild thing about this Nairobi/Kenya flooding, is that not a drop of that water will be harvested. Not a single drop.
Which means, in a few months, we will be back on the drought, dry asf, water scarcity, dry taps cycle.
SingaPathetic 😩
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Siku ingine maandamano ikiwa don't act like you're too cool for the streets.If you don't get carried away by floods, you'll need a new engine or go broke because of medical expenses.
Bad governance will not spare you beloved!!! Let's be guided accordingly.
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@Kalasinga_ Bruh KQ sucks so bad, I’d rather row myself by canoe across the Pacific than ever fly them.
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Sijafurahia kabisa hii story. It ruined my day. Ruined my whole day. WDYM people drowned in their homes and vehicles 😭 I’m so upset by this.
Jail. Do you hear me? JAIL. Every LAST ONE OF THEM.
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And to those who told us ‘Maandamano is disruptive’
See? See?
We were not foolish to disrupt.
Hasn’t this government disrupted your lives? Your children’s education? Your income? Your Salaries? Your healthcare? Your access to places?
What haven’t they touched?
Sisi we asked for only one day a week.
MOJA TU.
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@MillicentOmanga The saddest thing about your form of degeneracy is that it’s incurable.
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Dear Nairobi, in 2027, we have to drain the swamp.
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After impeachment @SakajaJohnson must be held personally responsible for the deaths of innocent Kenyans, destruction of property, looting of public resources, and making a mockery of the office of the Governor of Nairobi.
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Meanwhile watu walisoma Urban Planning, Environmental science and Disaster Management wako jobless since 1963 as politicians are writing statements WHEN KENYANS ARE DEAD
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You know what’s funny, Sonko the one we thought was more incompetent and actually impeached would have rescued more people last night with his Sonko rescue team na vipindiree zake. Sakaja cannot be defended.
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