whole milk advocate

— 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤 🏹 🪵 📖 🧺 📔 🍂 ☕️

I’m so spoiled. Gf swore she wouldn’t get into lazy river this weekend but she got in and carried me the whole time yesterday and today she goes, let’s go buy a tube for the river.

something so lesbian and slutty and bratty happened to me today I can’t contain it I need to tell somebody

My sister and her Japanese soda drinks I love it

47 and you don’t want a monogamous relationship…. WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION MIND U

at work doing some bullshit

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

Like I’ve used the stickers so on to new ones. Don’t have the capacity to mourn them.

My sister is decorating my kindle with her sticker collection and I allowed her to remove the current ones. She asked me what I wanted to do with the old stickers, I said “throw them away” and she was flabbergasted.

me after no drinks in the uber

Texting my gfs wife more than my gf this morning bc she hasn’t woken up smh

How do I block someone on Microsoft Teams?

The first time gf and I had sex she said uh oh right after like yupp you are not going anywhere

cant believe im spending my hottest years sending emails

Homework time!!! I have bum hip and scissoring lowkey been hard

as an oldest daughter you need a partner that is useful #noshade

one day there WILL be a strap you can feel and there’ll be many who people in later years will do the whole “well back in my day you couldn’t feel it, you just did it for the love of the game” and i think thats beautiful

when you’re The Movie Friend and you don’t know one (1) answer at trivia night they take you out behind the bar and empty a clip in you