Smol

The phrase “it’s just a burger” is such a weak mindset. You are okay with being hungry, eating leaf, eating not burger. When you stop asking for burger, you’ve lost twice. There’s always room for more burger, and always more burger to eat, never settle.

gay vampire still sucks blood the old fashioned way

I was a wimpy kid until I touched that cheese

Based enough to have it all, too cringe to take it

any goonettes in the chat?

Still here

left hickeys on a gamer girl, call me the mark applier

On this date in 20025 I have been officially irked

May I squeeze them, my slime?

Saw my shadow today. Cursed to 4 more years of single

If she sits on your face she legally owns you. Squatters rights.

youtu.be/Stu6m4IrIY8 jam no jelly

Force feeding anti-cheese to the lactose tolerant so they finally get it

Will turkish quandale dingle take over blue tie guy's position as squad leader?

SmoltholoMew_Gaming Circa 1773: "Gosh dang these redcoats are getting on my nerves. Really got me in the mood to throw some tea in the harbor."

@tomhanks what that rolly do?

Got me on that stuff that made the old king cole

@Tim_Foolery91 holy crap that's me on an actual television

Guess what I'm watching? 👀

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH