Ciera-Sadé Wade

He needs to be strung up like a piñata and beat with nail studded baseball bats no shade

@Scawteee @maiaonacross 🤣😭

@maiaonacross Favorite anecdote like this was about an older guy at a diner or some shit blurting out "Man bitches got it so bad in this country." in response to the news talking about overturning Roe v Wade.

i love how every time I talk about transition with my mom she's earnestly supportive but in a chronically 60s way so she just sounds like this

Beyoncé celebrates the 10th anniversary of her album ‘LEMONADE’ via Instagram: “Cheers to ten years! With love and deep gratitude 🙏🏽🍋🐝”

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

@NIdahoPatriot @leshaami Source for any of this bullshit?

@leshaami Women’s fears are misaligned with statistical reality. The #1 cause of human death in the US is women killing their own children. They kill 4600% more frequently than men kill anyone but themselves in suicide. For 1 woman killed by a man, women kill ~230 of their daughters.

Women are afraid men will: A. Drug them B. Beat them C. Rape them D. Kill them E. All of the above Men are afraid women will: A. Laugh at them B. Reject them C. Use them for a free meal

@davesnothere218 @leshaami You can’t murder something that isn’t born

@leshaami You forgot: D) murder their unborn child E) bankrupt them in a divorce F) make them raise a baby they think it theirs G) divorce them when the going gets tough (women initiate 80% of divorces) I can do this all day…

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

I’ve been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get and go sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for… that is the life.

@ihcarama @latinanosferatu Lmao

@latinanosferatu HAHA i’m sorry but there were a lot of surprises this morning 😭😭😭

it’s take your kids to work day and a lot of the white men at my job are coming out as loving v. virginia supporters… and it’s not the ones you’d expect…

@Okay_Bye___ @notcapnamerica Smallville

Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each

@ZendredA6798 @Okay_Bye___ Yes

@Okay_Bye___ The only one that comes to mind.... Finished it 2 days ago Can't get over it

Prosecutors reveal d4vd had a “significant amount of child p*rnography” on his iCloud. (rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…)

I'm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners. Lmao

Hang it in the Louvre.

My uncle who's 50+ would always say women over 25 are old but men at 50 are still in their prime. Today in the group chat, he said he needed help from me and my sisters with housework because he's struggling with lifting and bending so I had to remind him that he's still in his prime and he shouldn't be struggling with simple tasks. if it's already difficult for him, it'll be impossible for us 25+ old hags unless he's expecting my dad to come and do it. Now my family is blowing up my phone.

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol

@FrankMurra40568 @SenMarkKelly WTF are you talking about?

@SenMarkKelly What a scummy human being you are. He wasn't drafted. Military service is between you and God. Using it as a step stone in any argument of self praise makes you a fucking POS.

Today marks 22 years since Pat Tillman was killed by friendly fire. Sun Devil. Cardinal. Army Ranger. That's the kind of American worth remembering and admiring. His legacy lives on here in Arizona and across this country.

@toxsin88 @SenMarkKelly STFU

@SenMarkKelly How dare a Seditionous piece of garbage mention the name of a brave American hero. Pat would have had a good time running you over.

@USArmyLimey @SenMarkKelly STFU

@SenMarkKelly You have zero feet to stand on when talking about this Ranger. You have destroyed whatever legacy and respect you earned as a Navy Commander and Shuttle Commander through your blatant disregard for the American Service Member.