Sam Fashion

Twitter sucks

Anyone wanna come to a halo lan party this Friday evening in Zimmerman

Added 3 more witches to our family. Wigs and hats not pictured

@TheGwidKnight Hopefully Ill see you next week

Thankful for all the developments in my life recently. Big things coming. 🙅🧢

I’m really tweeting

I had 33 event DJ gigs over the last year. 27 weddings, 4 school dances, a holiday party, and a bar mitzvah inside Top Golf

Ripped

@VogurtTV Your fucking internet back then lmao. I remember the all day downloads

I logged on before school so that this could download all day

The fact that I can get 4 items & a drink for under $12 at cookout in todays expensive ass fast food economy still blows my mind

@blinkbizkit Handsome lad!

26!

This hurts my brain. Movie movie movie If you can guess what movie this guy is talking about, I will buy you a sandwich.

@VogurtTV Hell yeah, what frat were you in?

me in 2011 😂

You ever seen I’m Thinking Of Ending Things? It’s really good and it’s becoming a comfort rewatch somehow

Coming home is terrible whether the dogs lick your face or not; whether you have a wife or just a wife shaped loneliness waiting for you.

I cut off my balls in middle school for a dare

@DUKEKHALiN Sure! Where? What time?

@SamIPOMB Let's go to a casino and drink free soda

Anyone wanna hang out today? I feel like I need social interaction after my dentist appointment. I need friendship to numb my fillings

@NickLutsko Spotify sent me my 2024 Wrapped early and it’s all this album.

HAUNTED is now streaming on Spotify. #1 album in the USA! 🎃👨‍🦲🧛🏻‍♂️💀🧟‍♂️🫃

@ItWeenie shoutout mercy lover