Sam Ogden

Wondering if it would cause more confusion to change my Twitter handle to "Follow" or to "Unfollow".

@Tim_Easton My take away from your piece? I am an American folk singer.

"FOLKSINGER" essay. I wrote this a few days ago in Lawrence, Kansas. Enjoy your amazing lives and peace be with you and also with you. timeaston.com/Journal/Articl…

It's been a while since the inside of my mouth was shredded to a bloody mess, so I ordered a club sandwich on wheat toast for lunch.

@AManNamedBrady1 @HoustonTexans Sound it out s l o w l y

Year 17 for me and maybe the toughest pronunciation challenge thanks to the 49ers. @HoustonTexans

@AManNamedBrady1 @Osmpeoples @DynamoCooligan Yep. Except for the incredible talent, fierce athleticism, and dogged determination it's exactly like us in our younger days. Especially the bikinis!

@Osmpeoples @DynamoCooligan @SamOgden reminds me of our younger days. 😳

I'm having trouble keeping the rhythm with the songs on the radio today. I used my credit card points to buy lawn care equipment. And I just put mayo on my whitebread sandwich. I think I have Honky Pox.

If I try real hard, I can look serious enough to sit directly behind a witness at a televised hearing.

Let me see if I've got this straight: Humans burn calories (a unit of heat) to help cool themselves in summer. It's 100 here in Houston today. Guess I should build a fire??? Oh science. So interesting yet sometimes as nonsensical as a drunk sorority girl.

Ok I thought it was over. I'm so jaded. I thought there were no surprises left in this world. But damn, finding @RealLyndaCarter on Twitter . . . I am slayed!

@RealLyndaCarter I've been seeing awesome @RealLyndaCarter tweets come up in my feed regularly, and I don't know why I hesitated, but this one got me. I finally hit the Follow button.

Have you ever been to drag brunch? They have bread and wine, loving community, and men in fabulous dresses. Sounds a little like church to me!

@hayescarll Still think of that girl who pulled me away Else I'da become that old man someday Without your love I wouldn'ta got this far So goodnight Miss Pentyouth . . . . wherever you are

“Misspent Youth” — what a title for a fourteen-year-old. Hear my first stab at songwriting and if you’re game, write a chorus. Join me on Patreon to learn more. patreon.com/hayescarll #patreon #hayescarllpatreon #hayescarll

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Even in the face of hopelessness the mere endeavor of persistence is a light worth clinging to.

@Tim_Easton Yes. My state. My country. Being swallowed by darkness while supposed leaders let it happen, for money and power. But I will not stop trying to change it. I can not. Or darkness wins. Even in the face of hopelessness the mere endeavor of persistence is a light I will cling to.

So very disappointed because again nothing will be done. There is a great sickness in my country. It is devastating. Family members of the victims, who are in immeasurable pain today, will watch with the rest of the world as it happens again, & again, & again, & again. #guns

@rebeccawatson Wow!! Amazing skit!! I laughed. I cried. I slapped Chris Rock for some reason. It was better than "Cats"!! If you see only one skit this year, make it Rebecca's CRT Mom and Teacher skit!

Come for the debunking, stay for the first and possibly last time I will ever do a "skit"

Ron DeSantis says math textbooks are indoctrinating children with Critical Race Theory. Please watch my latest video to know whether or not this is a stupid lie skepchick.org/2022/05/are-ma…

I've been told I'm intelligent. But the accuracy of those types of assessments should be measured against the intelligence of those making them. Also, I'm not sure I always get sarcasm.

Been making up a lot of songs in the last two years. Unfortunately, I haven't learned how to play any of them yet. I always just move on to the next one. But soon I'll be annoying the three people attending open mic night again while I work 'em out. youtu.be/gsOXFm1IYEk

@Tim_Easton Kardashians & Trumps are the same thing to me As is Crypto and bitcoin & all NFTs All pop songs with a rap they all feel the same Frozen food is death, death the deadliest game But each walk in the woods is diffrent & free Nature vs future So what will it be? Key = A? 3/4 time?

Kardashians & Trumps are exactly the same to me—as is Crypto currency & NFT. All pop songs where a guest singer raps in the middle feel the same. Frozen food is death. However, walking in the woods or floating a river=different every time. Nature vs. future. So what will it be?

@Tim_Easton Great! Now all my lyrics are coming out sounding like an old grizzled prospecter....

So picking up a guitar & writing a song from start to finish on your own is basically like writing calligraphy or speaking Latin today. There are not that many left. Plenty in Nashville, sure. Elsewhere you are the old timer w/ a pick axe & shovel.

Hello out there little troll What is it that's wrong in your head Are you upset cuz you lust for your mommy Or is it your small penis instead You say things ur scared to say in life Your teeth would sure be kicked in What makes you a big bag of dicks Oh where oh where to begin

@raywylie Isn't high fiving yourself repeatedly just applauding? What is the sound of one hand high fiving itself? Anyway, I am definitely prepared to do all those things as Ray suggested, as well as a few others not mentioned in his tweet.

the video for desperate man w/band of heathens will play sometime after midnight..prepare to laugh, cry, howl, shudder, wince and order ‘co-starting too’ immediately after the credits..you’ll still question your existence in the universe but you’ll high-five yourself repeatedly.