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房子入住10年多了，厕所的门把手总算是彻底坏了😂。 这些年他都不知道修了多少次，换个小零件又能继续用了。奈何两个崽破坏力太大，光是我如厕、洗澡都不知道给拍过、撞过多少次门，更别提两兄妹互相打闹躲进厕所。 他前段时间网购门锁，网购几次就退货几次。我也去了三家五金店，都没这个尺寸的🤷🏻‍♀️。

这玩意儿叫油枯，是榨油的副产品，但图片里是机器榨的。我老家寨子以前榨油那才是年轻人没见过，是用木制的“油榨”做的。具体做法是是先把菜籽炒干（若茶子则不用炒，晒干即可），磨碎碾细，用甑子蒸熟，再在直径一尺的铁箍里用稻草包裹，放在地上脚踩压实，趁热做成一个个油饼，然后放到油榨里榨油。 油榨用上百年的青冈木制成，直径三尺，长二丈许，重可千斤。中间掏空，两头用铁丝或粗麻绳捆绑而成，上下两半的合口留有一丈多长，一尺多宽的缺口，可以放进去二十多个油饼。油饼放好后，再楔入“油尖”，即一米多长的木制棱锥。把油尖分两排楔进去，就可以用撞锤榨油了。 榨油一般要三个后生，一个经验丰富的在前面，后面是撞锤两边各一人。撞锤直径20多厘米，两丈多长，一百多斤，也是用深山里的硬杂木制成，用粗麻绳牢牢吊在油坊正梁上。它撞油尖的一头戴有铁帽子，被六只手掌着、一下一下地、准确地、狠狠地撞向箍着铁箍的油尖屁股，前面的人“嗨！嗨”地喊号子统一步伐，喊一声敲一下。油榨一头高一头低，随着油尖像楔子一样打进去，缕缕油香伴随着汨汨流出的清油从榨口飘出来，再钻进鼻孔，唤醒人类刻在基因里的对油脂的本能欲望。 撞完第一轮，油饼被压紧了一些，于是把上排油尖退出来，在下排变大的空隙中楔进去更多油尖，继续撞击。如此这般，上下两排循环往复地退尖、加尖，需要的力度也越来越大。起初懒似和尚撞钟，最后猛如死士攻城。每次你看到油尖在油榨中已经紧如一体，都以为榨无可榨了，结果这些裸着上身的后生还要在几乎看不见的缝隙中加尖，再加，再加，再加！在“嗨！嗨”的地动山摇的男性吼声中，油榨轧轧直响，小小的油坊地动山摇。最后油饼也被压得密度极大，成了扁扁一张油枯。 菜籽枯可用作饲料或肥料；茶枯可用来洗发洗衣服，或者煮发后毒鱼；花生枯在物质贫瘠的年代是小孩难得的零嘴，可以拌红苕蒸着吃，现在则被钓鱼佬用来打窝了。我吃过，不算难吃。老辈子常说“榨干了劳动人民的血汗”，没见过榨油的人是无法想象的。 文革时，榨油坊一般属于生产队，榨一次油要拿一斤给师傅做报酬。在建国初，这种榨具在全国有15万台，产油量能达到全国的40%。八十年代后，随着柴油及电动榨油机的普及（就是做出图片里这种油枯的机器），油榨便在日常生活中悄然退场了。 这种撞榨法，与明末《天工开物》里“南方榨”的图文描述完全一致。不过就逻辑类似的楔式榨油而言，元代王祯《农书》里的“锤榨法”还更早些，只是其榨具是放在地上的，从上往下用被称为油锤的大锤敲击。油锤抡起来力度极大，在《红旗谱》的开头，只几下就砸碎了那口嘉靖年间的铜钟，气死了朱老巩。锤榨法老家（武陵山区）也有，只是较为少见。 一般来说，一百斤菜籽能出三十斤清油，当然也根据菜籽质量而异。明代的压榨工艺加工后的油料残油约在10~15%，是当时的技术所能达到的极限了。即使是后来使用了机械式压榨机，油料中的残油还是在6~8%左右。那部分顽固滞留在油料中的油脂，一直到了19世纪欧洲发明了“浸出法制油”后才得以被彻底提取出来。 此外，贵州冬天湿寒，我小学时常和小朋友玩一种叫“挤油渣”的游戏来取暖，即大家靠着墙角挤成一排，口喊“挤油渣，挤油渣，挤出油渣炸粑粑”，被挤出来的人就跑去队尾接着挤。想来油渣是炼出来而非挤出来的，而且是固体，如何炸粑粑呢？因此我颇怀疑是“油榨”之讹，一排娃娃模拟的，正是油榨里的一个个油饼。这种游戏可能现在小朋友也没见过了吧。 图1：老式榨油之前的做油饼，是用脚踩的。我因为小时候见多了类似的各种食品做法所以从不觉得印度的多脏……当然我自己的免疫力也一直非常好； 图2：汉子们用油锤撞击油尖； 图3：《天工开物》里的“南方榨”； 图4：小时候玩的“挤油渣”； #二棒民俗

🇯🇵 Yamaguchi-gumi is Japan's largest yakuza syndicate. It was founded in Kobe in 1915, with thousands of members. The Yamaguchi-gumi were the prevailing syndicate in the Yakuza Wars during the 1980s. You can see the old man opening the door is missing a few fingers 😬

We're watching a financial crisis unfold in real time. The last time funds started blocking investors from getting their money back, Bear Stearns collapsed six months later. In 2007, BNP Paribas froze €1.6 billion in funds. Bear Stearns declared 2 funds "essentially worthless" and gated a third. Everyone said it was "contained." 6 months later the entire financial system nearly went under. I'm not saying we're there YET... But I am saying the pattern is rhyming. BlackRock just capped withdrawals from its $26 billion HPS Corporate Lending Fund after investors demanded 9.3% of their shares back - nearly DOUBLE the fund's 5% quarterly limit. Investors wanted $1.2 billion out. BlackRock gave them $620 million and said no to the rest. BlackRock stock dropped 7%. KKR, Ares, Apollo, Blue Owl - all down 5-6% on the same day. The financial sector ETF is off 9% in a month. This is the same BlackRock that just slashed a $25 million private credit loan from 100 to ZERO in 3 months. Full value one quarter. Worthless the next. And they'd already done the exact same thing months earlier with Renovo Home Partners. But this isn't just a BlackRock problem. Look at the dominoes: Last summer, Tricolor and First Brands went unexpectedly bankrupt. $10-15 billion in combined liabilities. Write-offs hit JPMorgan, UBS, and Jefferies. Then a UK lender called Market Financial Solutions collapsed with a £2.4 billion loan book. Fraud allegations. Double-pledged collateral. Barclays exposed for £500 million. Apollo, Elliott, Santander - all caught in the wreckage. Then Blue Owl permanently halted redemptions. Stock cut in HALF. Then Blackstone's $82 billion flagship fund got hit with $3.8 billion in redemption requests. They had to pump in $400 million of their own money just to meet demands. Now BlackRock is literally blocking the exits. Even Apollo's own CEO warned a shakeout is coming. When EVERYONE at the top is waving red flags - pay attention. UBS raised its worst-case default forecast to 15%. Defaults sit at 3-5% today. The trajectory is ugly. Here's the structural problem: After 2008, regulations pushed risky lending OUT of banks and INTO private credit. The sector ballooned to $3 trillion. But these funds make 5-7 year loans while promising investors quarterly liquidity. That works until everyone wants out at once. Which is exactly what's happening. 40% of sponsor-backed loans are tied to the software industry - the same sector AI is threatening to destroy. The Fed pumped 40% more money into the system after Covid and kept rates at zero. That easy money funded garbage underwriting. And now there's a $162 billion maturity wall hitting THIS YEAR. I've been warning about private credit for weeks. The story is always the same: Opaque valuations. Illiquid assets. Limited transparency. And the false promise of steady returns with no volatility. The whole sales pitch was equity-like returns with bond-like stability. But you can't eliminate volatility - you can only HIDE it... Until you can't. When the WORLD'S LARGEST ASSET MANAGER starts blocking investors from getting their money back, that's not "noise". That's an alarm. Get out before the exit gets more crowded.

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