@SavvyUnbowed Don’t let him fool you Sav, there’s not a thought behind those eyes
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SamanthaofSarcasm
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SamanthaofSarcasm
@SamofSarcasm
Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I also made.
New Mexico, under duress Beigetreten Ocak 2021
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So this is the face of the biggest liar in foster puppy history. When we got him we were told he was 3 months old and would weigh maybe 30lbs. He was in fact 5 weeks old and now he is weighing in at a ChunkaHefty 94lbs (he’s 3 yrs old) Kira. Killer of Snacks.
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@Aflgirl13845 I planted rows of okra and then my husband had turned up some dirt so I chucked the last handful in there and walked away. The chucked seeds grew the lines didn’t. But dogs absolutely love it too and you want more than you think.
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Never planted okra before. I don’t know how much to plant. I looked it up and it’s 4 plants per person. Does that seem right? Also can be fed to chickens in moderation. Does it require fertilizer? I have compost I can use, just heard it needs a lot. I thought it was easy?
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Tiramisu could make my whole weekend
🏴☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴☠️@BonafideKRS
Ladies Love Tiramisu
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@Skinwalker5110 I couldn’t afford it even if it was on clearance
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Look, all I'm saying is if my 14 year old told me to pick her up from her friend's house on a Friday at 7pm, and then she isn't ready until 8pm, then she absolutely has to hear my 80s playlist of Word Up, And We Danced, Living After Midnight, etc on volume level 25, on the ride home. I mean, that's just fair.
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He was so good though. First time I ever wanted to backhand a child into next week.
👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC
They made billions from the show. He paid the psychological price. When Jack Gleeson played Joffrey Baratheon in Game of Thrones, he didn't just act, He made audiences hate him and that hatred didn't stay on the screen. Fans sent threats, Strangers confronted him in public. People treated the actor like the villain he played. So at the peak of the biggest show in the world, he walked away from Hollywood. No publicity tour. No chasing bigger roles. No fame spiral. Instead he disappeared for nearly a decade, studied philosophy, and lived quietly in Ireland.
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@DavidFischer They are. They know everything you said out loud, every private thought you wrote in a journal no one would find, everywhere you’ve been, they know what you like, what you hate…
This is why people get duped into thinking they’re seeing Grammy Grams after she’s gone.
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Do you agree with Vice President JD Vance regarding his belief that aliens are actually demons?
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Did yall know an air fryer makes some pretty decent 1989 style chips and cheese though?? Did ya? You’re welcome.
Jennifer@LiLa__lee18
Your air fryer is a convection oven and you were duped into buying another appliance. Goodnight 😘
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@jackson_chad @Grand_handsomer Yes, yes calzone, Stromboli maybe? But pizza in all its forms is just the conveyor belt to get cheese to my mouth.
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@SamofSarcasm @Grand_handsomer Now, pizza rolls are just getting stolen food valor. Pizza is open face; technically wouldn’t pizza rolls would be mini calzones?
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