Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD

I haven't tweeted since He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named bought this place. Just to let you know that you can find me on B*uesky, same name, same rants. Bye!

@Literature_Lady I just found you on the sky site, yay!

I'm leaving Twitter. This X crap is not what I signed up for. I'm met wonderful people around here and I'm happy for that. Hopefully we'll meet in other spaces. Love you all!

@christen_rexing Yay! Found you there :-)

@SarcasmProf 😢

@IronyPhD 'twas a good ride

@SarcasmProf Pretty close behind you. Cheers.

@profclbrown Dunno... I can't make mastodon work so... any ideas? Instagram, maybe?

The premiere of Order of the Phoenix, me and my brother went dressed up as Death Eaters. Ppl actually took pictures with us which was very weird.

@sonomikan @ObsessedTeach

Relatable! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

@oneawkwardmom @Dadof2crazyboys

My teen niece referred to the 2000s as ‘old timey’ and I’m pretty sure I felt a grey hair come in.

@academicswrite Sometimes it doesn't come at all. That's crap.

Sometimes the writing comes so easily that I figure it must be crap. Sometimes the writing comes out in fits and spurts so I figure it must be crap.

My colleagues have already got they rejection/acceptance emails for a Very Cool Conference we all want to attend and I haven't. So, of course I'm checking my email every 30 seconds or so.

Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.

Welcome to another round of am I exhausted or is it the flu?

I feel kinda weird using twitter at work now that it has the new logo. It feels as if I had a p0rn site open or something like that.

@oldenoughtosay I wanna be that aligator

@JonathanZLudwig Even then. I prepare for a meeting.

@SarcasmProf Unless it's online, and I'm already home anyway.

There should be a special circle in h€ll for people who cancel meetings 1 minute before they are supposed to start.

In addition to mandatory training, we have a suite of optional training modules you can engage and be assessed upon. Think of it as a streaming series to get you through the writer’s strike.

@SarcasmProf Admin called us in for a meeting on an off day, then canceled after most of us arrived because another admin couldn’t make it. 🤬