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@Sydney_shadows Trick question. It’s purple

Can you guess my favourite colour?

@penny_lick I could make something like this. What bands would you want?

Hey @AldiUK I know you love doing your own versions of big brand ideas, but can you skip over this one? It’s the worst invention of the century Go back to bottle tops that actually come off please! 🙏🏻

@BrewDog Has collabfest been cancelled this year? Seen no posts and my usual bar isn’t serving anything What a wasted trip. Drove for an hour and booked accommodation to try a handful of guest beers and have an early finish 🙄

@AlexxaVice Touché 😂

@MasterTainment I love you and would love to give you a hug. Stay strong king.

Dear People Who Like To Say Mean Things To Me Online, Amateurs. I say mean things to me every day. Your assessments mean nothing. I only care about what I and the the people I know and love think. Anything else is just noise from forgettable people that want my attention.

@thekeyclubleeds @SlamDunkMusic What a great prize!!

Day 12 of The Key Club 12 days of Christmas 🎁 On the 12th day of Christmas, The Key Club gave to me... our final prize: 2 tickets to @SlamDunkMusic 🤘 Must be following, like + reply - winner will be chosen at random tomorrow 🎄 Head over to our Insta & FB for extra entries!

@AlexxaVice That just seems wildly impractical I stand close to where I’m working and need space to move about! Plus what if the meal is crap? Then it’s almost an unearned reward 😂

@WhitneyPuppy Doesn’t help that my like button has disappeared either

I already hate this thing where you can see how many people viewed your post. You mean 2,600 people saw that picture of Pugsley and only 250 liked it??? How the fuck did 2,000 skip over this pug??? 😡

@AleitSteinherz @CoyoteotheSands That’s my next cosplay sorted. Just need some ears 😊

[CW: Nudity] Eh screw it, here's the full sketch because I like you guys heheh

Smol teaser of what I sketched up WEEKS ago in CSP (the full version can be seen on my Telegram sketch channel)

@BrewDog Bit late to ask for this year I suppose, but will we ever see a return of Mulled Dogma? The DIY kits you did years back were amazing

@annalouizax Held a meeting with hedge fund firms before announcing a mini budget that would create millions of wealth from short selling the economy 🤔 I’d take the job for the same payout and pretty sure I’d manage (marginally) better in 42 days

@brewdog Feel Like the Queen right now with @BrewDogPadding bringing me home 🥰 Liquid afterglow the perfect sharp shock I needed 3 beers into my third flight ❤️❤️

@WhitneyPuppy “I’ll never understand the power of giraffes“ needs to be a tshirt 😂

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Hi @BrewDog can I get a RT? Looking for anyone willing to part with a Peterhead and/or Hop Hub badge for a gift I’m putting together 😊

@ThamKhaiMeng @jameelajamil This is STILL a hit. I love it. Would not be shocked I the least if any 2000s pop rock artist did this as a cover. Ideally re-enacting the video shot for shot

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

@WhitneyPuppy @MasterTainment Extra-young Avengers spin-off like muppet babies?

@MasterTainment I want this so bad 😭😭😭😭 I’m just picturing a little nugget in the BP suit 🥺 bein’ adorable, saving the world 😭🥺😭🥺😭

Nakia is probably pregnant tbh. T'Challa Jr. comin'.

@morgancrawf Still good to know my comments hold up over time 🤣

@SatNav84 I dint someone liked my vid which led me to it 😂

Rate my accent : Line of Duty - Hastings Edition

@UberFacts Most Biffy

What song lyrics make no sense when you really think about them? 💭