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THIS IS WHO IM TRYNA SAVE

@PattyMurray How much did you care when Obama was committing war crimes?

This is a deeply unwell man on a dangerous power trip, threatening possible war crimes. This is not how the President of the United States should be speaking about sending our servicemembers into harm’s way. Republicans should join Democrats to end this war immediately.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump It’s not embarrassing Piers, you are. That’s why your ratings have dropped annually for the last decade

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

BREAKING: Iran has conceded that they will not acquire a nuke, per Fox News.

"Thanks to you and to the whole team on the ground for building on our Apollo legacy with Artemis." In addition to a wake-up song this morning, the Artemis II astronauts were treated to an audio message from Apollo 16 astronaut Charlie Duke.

Basically Trump said if they don’t open Hormuz it’s Allah’s will to blow up the Iranian Regime infrastructure all the way to the sea. So if it happens Allah did it.

@jackunheard What a fuckin soy boy

YIKES! Must be something I said.

🚨 BREAKING: Scott Jennings perfectly MOCKS Iran for relying on dumb internet propaganda “memes” while getting DOMINATED by America CNN is furious 🤣 One man, stranded alone, the whole Iranian military couldn’t do a thing about it! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@HaullsClips Yeah well one’s wearing eyeliner and steals money from others, the other has logical and rational arguments. I’m certainly not siding with soy boy juicers. NATTY ONLY

Androgenic PRESSES Jay for SH*TTING In his Bed However Jay claps back and gives Andro a Hard Truth he wasn't ready for...😭😬 Andro : "I think your a psychopath and I think your entire life is a lie" Jay : "That's why people don't like you, because you never admit you have problems"

@BernieSanders Hard pass. Bombs away. Until the nuclear terror threat is forever destroyed.

@BernieSanders Bernie, your time is up. Leave willingly, it’s a warning.

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

@dom_lucre @CocaCola You’re about to have a shit ton of new Coke fans

🔥🚨BREAKING: Pepsi just officially withdrew its sponsorship of Pepsi Wireless Festival of over a decade after Kanye West was announced as a headliner. Pepsi has been a major sponsor and partner of the Wireless Festival for over a decade, with the partnership officially in place since 2015. The festival was formally known as “Pepsi MAX Presents Wireless.”

@unusual_whales Hollywood will make its comeback solely on telling the stories of this operation alone.

Trump: "Open the F*ckin’ Strait, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

U.S. DECEPTION CAMPAIGN: The CIA leaked through multiple sources that they were trying to move a valuable package out of the country through a maritime exfil, I'm told by a senior U.S. official. This was meant to draw the Iranians away from the area where the U.S. crew member was located. The deception campaign worked.

@KillaKreww He been playing with druski in bed a little too much

Theo Von and Jake Paul discuss how HILARIOUS the Druski Erika Kirk skit was, and Jake Paul reveals he’s working on a “BLACKFACE” skit in response to Druski 😳😭👀 “The sh*t that pisses me off is kids can’t be black for Halloween… he wants to be LeBron” 🤣

@elonmusk @stockmom As long as I’m eating with the boys 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 I don’t care what it is!

@stockmom Accurate at times

Yup 😂

Leave NATO and allow Russia to take Europe.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Rescued US pilot was found hiding on an elevated mountain ridge in Iran after escaping the wreckage and activating an emergency beacon.

@ClownWorld What a dick 😂

@ArchangelRoyal1 @FalconryFinance Typical retarded liberal women

@FalconryFinance They shouldn’t be cheering when they don’t know the full story

this is when he joined the Nazi party we MADE him do it