Derek McNeil

@wiseconnector You can't even get the number of letters in "colour" correct.

Name one

@jasonllevin Send him on a trip to land on the sun. If he questions how dangerous that might be, tell him he'll be landing on it at night when it's dark.

The Furthest Away

@CarneyPurr67561 @MarkJCarney You're also in charge when he's at home. Cats come above humans in the hierarchy.

While @MarkJCarney is away in Armenia this weekend, I am in charge! 😼🇨🇦

To the new Catbinet Meownisters and Members of Purrliament. Please raise your right paw and repeat after me: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. 😺🇨🇦

@atrupar "The Ministry of Plenty had issued a promise... that there would be no reduction of the chocolate ration during 1984. Actually, ...the chocolate ration was to be reduced from thirty grammes to twenty at the end of the present week." - George Orwell, 1984.

SCALISE: We've delivered. People will remember that two years ago, we were paying almost $6 a gallon for gas. Right now it's in the $3s KERNEN: When were we paying $6? SCALISE: Two and a half years ago KERNEN: That wasn't the average price SCALISE: We are lowering inflation KERNEN: We are actually above where we were then. Two years ago the average was $3.65.

@JamesTate121 What's a hospital bill, you silly Americans? 🇨🇦

I guess she missed the part in the Big Beautiful where they cut healthcare money for healthcare. No wonder she came in 5th.

@K2strikes I loved Stargirl, but Doom Patrol was better.

Stargirl OR Doom Patrol ?

@HawkEmDownChris None of them. I'm a cat person.

Which dog are you choosing?

@scouseylala @IranMediaorg Does Trump shit in his diaper?

@IranMediaorg Does a bear shit in the woods????

Do you think Donald Trump is a Pedophile? ○ Yes ○ No Be honest

@asherw123456789 @DarenKempo @IranMediaorg The pipe might also be PVC.

@DarenKempo @IranMediaorg No the pipe is iron (or copper depending on if it is an old building)

@knappernance @IranMediaorg He doesn't have to register because the whole world already knows that he's a sex offender.

@IranMediaorg Absolutely not. The man has no interest in sexualizing children. he isn't a predator. he does not have it in his heart to harm a child. he is not a pedophile. He has never been convicted of a crime against a child and he does does not have to register as a sex offender. So STFU!

@cutecats_____ Hot dog.

name him the last thing you ate

@MadelnCanada John Candy, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas, Eugene Levey, Ryan Styles, Colin Mochrie, Anne Murray, Celine Dion, Rush, SCTV, The Kids In The Hall, Dan Aykroyd, William Shatner, James Doohan, Lorne Greene, Lorne Michaels... just to name a few.

What has Canada given the world? 🤔🇨🇦

@TheMeowCats Yes

Yes or No??

@Catsillyness Cute date.

On a date

@XboxGamePass I'm currently alternating between the first Bioshock and Star Wars: Outlaws.

so what's everyone playing tonight? 👀

@UbisoftCanada For me, the picture on the right is accurate, but the pic on the left should have an even thinner book than the right. Now if the right pic had referred to Assassin's Creed, then both pictures would be correct.

i know my priorities 🤷

@CTVKitchener As someone whose mother died from lung cancer from second hand smoke (my father was a smoker), and who's own health problems have been exacerbated by it, I fully endorse this. If anything, smoking should be banned outright for everyone.

Canadian smoking ban ‘being looked into’: health minister - The federal health minister says she is looking into legislation that would permanently ban the sale of tobacco products to anyone born after 2008. ctvnews.ca/health/article…

@maxybyrne I lucked out, being born in November, I have to take a punch from one of the only two on the list without super strength.

Juggernaut - no problem

@CTVKitchener More like one king and a knave.

White House calls Trump a king in social media post with King Charles - The White House posted a photo on social media of King Charles and U.S. President Donald Trump with the caption "TWO KINGS" as the two met in front of the White House Tuesday. ctvnews.ca/canada/royal-f…