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@TheRalphRetort @StuffKSaid

My cats beat your alog asses again. PATHETIC...for the alogs. Cleo & Smoke. ❤️

GM. Hope everyone had a good weekend.

@alex_is_shook @marlene4719 #FAT

@marlene4719 he’s a fat fat fatty. keep eating fatty

Any idea what the fuck all this is?

@PeggyHillBitch Well... When you are large enough to have your own gravitational pull then... 🤷‍♂️

Roz has Remily on a call with her members only chat. All she does is talk over him. She truly cant handle not being the center of attention

@StuffKSaid @Mo_translates Correction: 2 Cheeseburgers and a coke zero

@Mo_translates She thinks she is just ONE hard moment away from having a perfect life, and STILL won’t put the cheeseburger down?

Gorl went dispensary beezin because she’s depressed. She wants “to be healthy and super freaking sexy, you know?!” (ChantalGucci)

@EvrybdyH8sNadia 1% actual fans (Teardrop) 99% hate watchers

Chantal mentioned during her McDonald’s meltdown that she suspects her supporters are pretending to be on her side. She’s right about that, all her beezers are haters who enjoy watching her rage & destroy her life #FoodieBeauty

@thecowboydog Again, what about now?

watching Cutie rage tf out again

@Bad_Banner @Andywarski This screenshot gives me RTU Vibes

@Andywarski He's recording his vids on a toaster.

QUARTERING SPOTTED ALERT 🚨HE HAS BEEN POSTING ON HIS JEREMY HAMBLY CHANNEL. HIDING ON A DIFFERENT CHANNEL WON’T MAKE THIS GO AWAY JER BEAR.

@Andywarski Jer flees to his second channel and Ralph flees to Mexico! What a weekend this has been!!!!

@Andywarski @kinocopter The Memphis King has returned to his torta tin shack

@kinocopter RALPH BANNED FROM AMERICA 🚨

SUFFAH SCARLETT

@MoshiMoshiMoan Ralph escapes to Mexico yet again and trump survives round 3 of a poorly executed assassination attempt, what a time we live in

Bluesky users are furious the assassin didn't succeed and also mad claiming it was fake to begin with. They are absolutely shitter shattered over this. Reddit likewise is melting down, updooting each others asspain.

@street_trashed What a little king! 👑

our third pub quiz team member tonight 😎

@TheRalphRetort What to do now that you're back in Mexico?

It's not always like this. Scarlett has a lot of amazing qualities, too. We've had so many fun times and convos together. You wouldn't understand unless you've been in this sort of thing.

@litteralyme0 Like the millennium tower in Like a Dragon

@TheRalphRetort King of Mexico returns 🇲🇽👑 How do you like that alog bishes!

C D M X 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 No one on Earth was gonna stop me from coming back home. Mérida later, my true home. Fuck the US. It sucks ass. I wish it didn't. 💔

@TheRalphRetort Absolute King Shit 👑😂

I'm not sure why they would, but I'm in Mexico City. So, I don't care anyway. A Girl Boss cop got on the phone with me last night (via Scarlett) and demanded I answer her questions. I told her to get fucked. "That's not how it works," she said. I let her know that the Constitution ensures that's exactly how it works. Caught an Uber to Chicago and flew out from there instead. Most cops are really stupid.

@StefanosOtherS @JGAnno24 If not then it should be the Quarterpoundering, if you wanna know the truth about it Bish!!

@JGAnno24 I believe in the Gunt. He'll be the cow of the year, I know it.

Ethan is trying to step up his creds for lolcow of the year but I'm not sure it'll be enough, bish.

@litteralyme0 👍

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@Bad_Banner He's never coming back! If you wanna know the truth about it Bish!!!

The Ralphamale has spoken.

@Andywarski Let's fucking goooooooo!

RALPH! FIRE UP AN IRL LIVE STREAM AND ESCAPE FROM THE COPS LIVE. DON’T BE A COWARD.