Scratchington Police Department

Hello from us at Scratchington PD! We are always ready to serve our community no matter what. This account is a parody and is not a real law enforcement agency. We are run by @Sherbk_ and are a sister account to @ScratchingtonFD. Part of the Scratchington Roleplay Community.

@MyRadarWX Baptists preachers in the South be like:

So I repair laptops for my school. That APPEARS to be a 11 G8 EE. Those things have NOT a lot of room between the motherboard and the keyboard so how this happened is beyond me.

@deerlyloved_ HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

@bunnielesbian me figuring out where my dingaling is supposed to go

I should kill myself

@LolLol4240734 @BlairZCN @Shark3ozero No on morphine

@ScratchingtonPD @BlairZCN @Shark3ozero On pizza rolls??? how tf?

crazy how they're both dead

St. Louis County Police officers helps elderly resident from home while house fire burns nearby.

@shonenknives I get the overall idea of this tweet I just can't for the fucking life of me understand what you actually typed because it clearly isn't English

white ppl get clowned by 1 black tgirl n start doign all thisss shdjsfjsjf im ngl tryign 2 make yrr white girl crashout in2 another bit doesnt do mch 2 make u look less Insanely Mad here

Rich enough to not struggle with looks/10

@uckersSket I think they deleted the tweet what did it say

>starts their career making softcore sissy fetish content >donates 50k to gendergp without listening to what trans people have to say abt gendergp >milks the "I'm trans now?!" content when the money starts to dry up >posts this, now of all times masterful gambit

@kyusaaku Open the door

BRO IM JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A SONG

@rubyburgertgirl DONT LET HIM WALL FREE FUCKING REPORT HIM TO LAW ENFORCEMENT NOW

@VikMalaki @greenrayfr @wass_FFF The police department account is posting about illegal stuff!!!!!!!

@ScratchingtonPD @greenrayfr @wass_FFF Your two most recent tweets are about a lolicon and a zoophile and you're fr putting porn on the same level as that and pedophillia how fucking disconnected from reality are you 😭💔

Koi madz mass reporting September 1st 11 PM be there or be square

@VikMalaki @wass_FFF @greenrayfr Can you also see how on the internet one can come to that conclusion though?

@wass_FFF @ScratchingtonPD @greenrayfr You can literally see it in my pinned that you so kindly screenshotted *right there* that I'm making fun of your exact tone 😭 An attraction to a piece of clothing is not going to put a child in danger 💔🥀

@VikMalaki @greenrayfr @wass_FFF I didn't even have to scroll

@greenrayfr @wass_FFF calling people pedophiles for lewd art like be so fucking fr 😭🙏

@M1das_OW2 @Ninjanico75 Fuck prison we killing this hoe

@Ninjanico75 prison immediately

they gotta arrest anybody who signed up for this shit

@Narugit You oughta be shot in the streets

@ScratchingtonPD Too bad

Arrest warrant issued.

@lazerizer I guess you didn't specify it was a good clothing style

This is bait