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"How foolish are we to rush our prayers when Allah is the owner of time?"

Saka took bottling seriously

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PL teams combined xG in R16: 22.3 Opponents’ combined xG in R16: 20.2 The grand conclusion to be drawn from the Premier League’s struggles? Don’t draw grand conclusions from eight days of cup football. cbssports.com/soccer/news/pr…

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

Bruno Fernandes officially becomes the third player in Manchester United history with 100+ goals & 100+ assists in all competitions (105 & 100). He did it in 318 appearances. For context; Leo Messi did it in 319 for Barcelona, Cristiano Ronaldo did it in 325 for Real Madrid.

🚨🗣️ Patrice Evra claims that none of his ex team mates have a leg to stand on after their own failures as managers: "I hope Paul Scholes' Instagram story is fake, I hope he was hacked, To be honest, I'm not surprised at that from Scholesy. He was the quietest player I've ever played with in my entire career. Now, in the media, he drops bombshells. There's been negative analysis from Scholesy, but also from Roy Keane and Gary Neville. It annoys me because we want to be in the top four, and those comments are unnecessary, but this is what you do when you work in TV. You can't be positive, you have to be negative. Most of these guys get a managerial job and get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: 'It's easy to talk on TV. When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella, and you gave them fish and chips.'" [@Stake]

3 at the back again

On 18 February 2009, @VderSar1970 kept his 14th consecutive #PL clean sheet — a record that is yet to be matched 👏🧤

Carlos Alcaraz becomes youngest man to complete career Grand Slam with Australian Open triumph bbc.in/3NT4ytG

A MASSIVE RESULT IN THE CAPITAL 💪

Man City just suffered their biggest xG defeat. Ever.

Man Utd (3.81) 2-0 (0.47) Man City

Michael Carrick arrived in a Manchester United blazer designed by Paul Smith, beat Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City playing The United Way.

Tupac would have been alive if Dalot was the shooter…

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scott McTominay. 🥶🏆

Undertaker's entrance at Judgement Day '98 is peak wrestling aura! 🥶

10/10 tv moment. Nearly had to crack a can open.

VICTORY AT ANFIELD!

You only get out of Salah what your heart brings into it. Here are three feelings to ignite in your heart before you say Allāhu Akbar: 1. Awe – You're about to stand before the Lord of the Worlds. Let that sink in. 2. Love – This is your private moment with the One who never stops blessing you. 3. Need – You’re broken, needy, and desperate & He’s the only One who can truly help. Bring these with you into Salah… and watch how everything changes.

Exclusive 💣 ▪️Secert operation called ‘International reset’ in play 🤐 ▪️Senior players expecting the sack news 📰 According to our sources that @ManUtd have secret plans to sack Ruben Amorim in the October international break or 🔜 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 that decision is made. It seems like certain senior players are already anticipating his exit, which adds a layer of tension to the squad. As exclusively revealed by us already, the club has a shortlist ready with names like Oliver Glasner and Andoni Iraola. The tensions are at boiling 🥵 point in the boardroom.