Seb.

@nossinou Un peu en retard mais chaque occasion de partager une photo d'Orphée est à prendre. Et oui, elle aime beaucoup le gaming.

finally just broke up with my crush in my head. i have no more delusions left for you boo, have a great life.

Just passed a couple making out on my street and said “fuck my chud incel life” but it came out louder than I thought and the guy said “chin up, man”

first in my bloodline to be this fucking useless

I saw the prettiest girl at work today like the epitome of my type and I think it should be socially acceptable for an employee to ask a customer for their name and number

Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who’s warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways

j’veux juste un gros gros câlin qui dure des heures

Imagine tu rentres du taff tes crevée et t'as ton petit mec qui t'attends à la maison tu rentre big calin non vraiment l'amour c'est mignon un peu

i wanna get back on dating apps but my life is so pathetic and it feels embarrassing to talk about

Thank you for your question! You actually just go insane instead

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy

it’s not funny anymore i need to be touched

‘adoration’ by stephan sinding, circa 1909.

when a hot woman asks you for anything whatsoever

when someone asks me what i want for my birthday but i cant say friends to lovers slowburn miscommunication trope with a heated confession scene followed by a passionate makeout, so i just say money

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