Viktor ☕

┏━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┓ THE DEVIL OWNS HEXTECH —————————————— ↳ CEO!DomTop!Jayce × Secretary!SubBot!Viktor ↳ Boss: @CEOJayceTalis ↳ Urgent: SecretaryVik.straw.page ↳ “He hates me." ┗━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┛

Ummm.. I don't know. Like the last time we hung up the phone? Or when I left for work this morning?

Thank you! Fellow capricorn, please tell my oomfs that I'm simply trying to advance my career so that my partner and I can stress less later on! I'm not a criminal!

@SenpaiJecho I've never even heard him make a joke??

@SecretaryVik Try laughing at one of his jokes next time. See what happens

What? We're allowed to laugh? When was that patched?

@mor__arch What the flip???

@SecretaryVik Just some seconds ago 🫪🫪 like he even told us being a suck up works 🫪🫪🫪

@SenpaiJecho Me too???

@SecretaryVik I was certain he was a vampire who hated fun

@h_ellafine Well yes

@SecretaryVik bros territorial abt the dih 😭

What strange objects should I bring to Jayce

@CEOJayceTalis I thought you'd like it

@SecretaryVik And it's on my desk because...?

What is this?

@_chaoticbaby_ Should I tuck it into his hair?

@SecretaryVik A flower Even big bad old bosses like to receive flowers 🥹

@h_ellafine I just bought that it's mine???

@SecretaryVik ur dildo

@h_ellafine Next question

@SecretaryVik does ur apartment allow dogs 😭

Guys what do I need for a dog??

@h_ellafine Ummm

@CEOJayceTalis Oh. Um. Really? Okay.

@SecretaryVik Well, then. Take the card and get her what she needs. I didn't think you needed to ask permission for every little thing you do. Take some initiative.

Umm.. @CEOJayceTalis, did you want the puppy back, or..?

@CEOJayceTalis Um, yes.. I.. I understand that, I just.. I don't have anything for her.

@SecretaryVik Are you stupid or something? I thought I asked you to watch her.

@glitteryJayce @PastorTalis @GoldenBoyJayce Go to the store??

@PastorTalis @SecretaryVik @GoldenBoyJayce ITS ALL I HAD .

@SecretaryVik @GoldenBoyJayce No one likes my name idea 😡

@PastorTalis @glitteryJayce @GoldenBoyJayce Okay valid crash out. Vanilla ftw

@glitteryJayce @SecretaryVik @GoldenBoyJayce I had to have fuckass chocolate ice cream. I hate chocolate ice cream.