Jess

I will stop that microwave at 0:01. Nobody got time for that Hooting and Hollering.

Nobody stalks harder than someone who failed to break you. They don’t block you… that would mean closure. They need updates, like villagers waiting for rain that never comes.

The art of letting whoever think whatever

Some of y'all gotta understand that God really watches how you treat people. He even sees deeper because he knows your motives. So watch how you treat people because YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW. and just because you don't see it now doesn't mean you won't later.

This karma is better than I ever imagined. Imagine being that bold with those type of skeletons in your closet… couldn’t be me. What’s done in the dark….. 🙃

What a person does when they thought they could get away with something is who they really are.

i wanna take the bar exam just to see what i get. no law school whatsoever like just for funsies

my intuition scares me sometimes, like how did i know that

Growing up and living through hurricanes in FL meant a lot of Weather Channel seek shelter warnings set to some of the smoothest jazz ever made

ppl be tryna label u as crazy whole time you the one w/ the most sense 😂

If you’re gonna lie, at least be good at it. Otherwise just stfu. 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

Ice Cube's Son & Chris Tucker's Son Really Remade Iconic Friday Scenes for the LA Rams 30+ Years Later🔥🍿🎬

Babyyyyyyyy when I tell you karma always comes through eventually…. And it was WELL worth the wait if you ask me! 🙌🏻🤗

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

This classic banger from A Goofy Movie

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

Florida State University honors the memory of those lost and all who were impacted by the tragedy on campus one year ago, April 17. At noon, the FSU community will pause for a moment of silence and reflection. This time will be marked by the sound of bells ringing across campus, followed by a moment of silence. The Student Government Association will host a space for reflection on Legacy Walk, near the FSU letters, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Flowers will be available for placement on the FSU letters, along with messages of hope. The Unconquered Statue will be lit throughout the day as a symbol of remembrance and resilience. Links for resources for students, faculty and staff are available at response.fsu.edu.

The U.S. Navy’s Blue Angels and the U.S. Air Force’s Thunderbirds joined forces for a rare "Super Delta" flyover above Pensacola Beach, Florida.

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

Rapper MGK surprising daughter with her first car. Having a rich dad and still reacting like this over an Acura says he did something very right