Tender Vigilante

This is a whole dancing sperm count ensemble. #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

What was your “oh sh*t” moment when you realized a friend was completely unqualified for their job?

Why is it that my iPhone can recognize my face with different masks on but when I wake up with a bonnet it’s on stranger danger mode.

Imagine you’re doing 75 down a highway you see a truck swerve abruptly. You decide to get ahead of it. You see someone doing TikToks in the driver’s seat. Godspeed to all those behind you.

Would you really want to know if your spouse was cheating you on before you were married? Like hardcore had a long term affair etc. Do you think it would affect your marriage?

@SayYae_SayYae Tf Yae

Ok confession. I’m watching the first Sister Act for the first time tonight. 🥴

Dear Black Women. It is okay to come to the table empty handed. See what is being offered first. Before we fill the mouths of others.

Equal opportunity spouse killer.

Your local government when they shut down jobs but don’t fix their unemployment system. @ Washington D.C. instagram.com/p/CC9eyo1BXxd/…

2020 feels like Shonda Rhimes is writing it. Drama after drama. Explosions, plot twists, plot holes, unknown characters coming out of no where to fuck shit but you don’t get to be in the hospital to get any help.

So bored from this quarantine that I’ve signed back in here after 6 years.

I say that to say, stop looking through ONE set of EYES. Some studs DO think they're the same thing they'll tell you they despise.

@TTnLezboland What about the new one? How to get away with murder.

Really already. It was missed. "@TTnLezboland: 17 days until the 25th #Greys #Scandal"

In Black Cat enjoying @lowercaselmnop and @TheCooLots

Is that @StillDeluZIONal in black cat?

I don't go out in forever but who randomly walks into this cookout. @itshypeSTAR ps I hate Twitter

I woke up feeling like shit. Wandering why cause I didn't go out then I remembered everyone was at my house drinking.

Maybe I'm back.