ShadowRoachKing

@elonmusk Everyone buy #Dogecoin all I'm gonna say 😏

This is fine.

wtf is a birth certificate why I gotta prove to you I was born nigga I’m right here

we definitely the “Fuck that job” generation 😂😂

✠ The Kingdom Of Jerusalem ✠

your honor you lowkey had to be there

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

Mail is crazy because it's like 99% pieces of straight-up garbage and 1% that, if you don't reply to, you're going to jail.

Whoever folded this deserves a raise!

If you spent $1 million per day since Jesus was born you wouldn’t even have spent $1 trillion. The U.S. national debt is $38 trillion.

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

Changing your company name to Meta and then pivoting away from the metaverse is like tattooing a hooker‘s name on your dick

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Swords with "race-profiling" enchantments to be banned under Shire's new blade safety laws.

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

Them Doordash prices make you look in the kitchen a few more times.

“People are pretty upset about this war in Iran, what should we do?” “Tell the gоуіm that aliens exist.”

NOT ALL HEROES PAY SUBSCRIPTIONS 🗿

I have to be honest, she’s beginning to grow on me

I ABSOLUTELY AGREE