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@Sharocrow
do you ever just sharo your crow | ic @/L223V !! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
LOVE ME DEARLY Beigetreten Şubat 2024
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Friend suggested an age-gated mode that literally drains the fucking color out of the site to sell pin ups w/o feeling weird abt it & I need you to understand this is too funny for me not to at least consider
SimpleNicks💤@simple_nicks
couldn't i have been good at math or something
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Someone actually managed to larp the word larp.
Snowfie's Forestlight Box@SnowfiesCharBox
funny thing is larp means lore-accurate roleplay which has absolutely nothing to do with being a poser/fake fan we are larping larp
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@helzemarv I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE OH MYGOODNESS!! Oomf is oomfoc😭😭🎉🎉🎉
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@IDLENET02 YES‼️‼️🥹🥹🥹 it reminds me of you it’s very tuff
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@IDLENET02 Oh my god THEYRE?? BOTH SO ADORABLE PH DUDE WHAT IF I CRODE also what if I said this card is you coded… just a little bit…
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@okroshek OOMF DMED ME TO SAY THEY HAVE THE SAME RESULTS IM CRYING
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had sex: ❌
faked id: ❌
had a bf/gf: ❌
gotten high: ❌
had alcohol: ❌
failed a class: ❌
gone to the club: ❌
smoked/vaped: ❌
kissed someone: ❌
gotten detention: ❌
kicked from class: ❌
cheated on a test: ✅
snuck out the house: ❌
Okay?...
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had sex: ❌ faked id: ❌ had a bf/gf: ✅ gotten high: ❌ had alcohol: ✅ failed a class: ❌ gone to the club: ✅ smoked/vaped: ✅ kissed someone: ✅ gotten detention: ❌ kicked from class: ❌ cheated on a test: ✅ snuck out the house: ❌ Is ts tuff
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why are there quotation marks on the first green and acting like they're not green
ꪆৎ@fairiehaze
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Ich verstehe das Leute extrem frustriert sind von den alt Partein aber ich check nicht wie Leute so hart die AfD feiern als wäre es nicht wieder ne weitere Partei die scheiße labert um an die Macht zu kommen und dann die gleiche Korrupte scheiße abzieht wie alle anderen.
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saw this sign in shibuya and i immediately remembered "me making poop" and i lost it
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oh shit its like old hello neighbor where the neighbor would adapt to your actions
Film The Police LA@FilmThePoliceLA
Three Scientology buildings on Hollywood blvd have removed their door handles. They are under siege.
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kinky things to say during sex that your partner is sure to love:
-i'm sorry, please forgive me.
-i'm worthless.
-god please forgive me.
-you should kill me for this.
-i deserve to die.
-be honest do you hate me.
-how would you feel if i killed myself tomorrow.
-i'm sorry.
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