The First Lady

I bought a bar of Imperial Leather for nostalgia’s sake and the sticker is coming off after just a few uses. Hii kitu ulikuwa unamaliza sabuni unabaki na sticker. Is anything working in this country????

I've been wondering why our bull doesn't climb cows. I even thought maybe it was hit on the potatoes that's why it doesn't have mandacu. So jana i got home very late & used a different route. Thats when I met with my uncle. Kumbe he is the one who unties it from the cowshed , uses it to pull a cart to the market then returns it before 5am. No wonder the cow is always tired. Ndio tunaelekea kwa chief saa hizi.

Mwala nini lunch izo sides?

I love working in IT, you can tell you’ve fixed a problem by the user suddenly never replying to you again

Me and this girl agreed to “have a talk” tomorrow. So of course I got a haircut for it.

she may be crazy but she knows everything. my little enpsychopedia

4 years ago I shat myself in an escape room. It is my brother's favorite story. Today he had frontal lobe surgery and there was potential for memory loss. This is the first text he sent me from recovery:

If you are saving money to buy a Ford Ranger just eat that money.