Can I take your picture so I can show Santa exactly what I want?
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Sheldon Cooper
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Sheldon Cooper
@SheIdonSaid
Im The Smartest Human Being On Planet Earth And Thats A Fact Follow Me For Hilarious Jokes,Puns And Interesting Quotes,Facts And Hacks Updated Daily
Beigetreten Nisan 2015
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Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
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Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
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Im a Squirrel Are you a Tree? Cause I wanna store my nuts in your hole.
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Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
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