Fifty Grades of Shey

There is no place for mid-half adverts during @SixNationsRugby matches.

@LisaForteUK OR "Sorry mate. Dry January, so I'm staying away from pubs and parties"

@LisaForteUK January, especially if you're close to returning to work date. "Sorry mate, skint this month, but HB".

Help me settle something…. What’s the worst month to have a bday?

@Discworld_com What a book. What a man #GNUTerryPratchett

Today marks the 10th anniversary of Terry Pratchett's final masterpiece, 'The Shepherd's Crown.' To honour this milestone, we're sharing these poignant reflections from Rob Wilkins. "" It’s been ten years since the publication of The Shepherd’s Crown, the last book Terry Pratchett completed before he died. Once the spine on this one was cracked, there were no more new Pratchetts to look forward to, and I know a lot of Discworld readers who were, understandably, with that sad reality in mind, reluctant to finish - or even start - this one because it felt like the final closing of a door. But I also know that Terry wanted his books to be read and enjoyed far more than he wanted them kept on a shelf. And as time passes it becomes ever more apparent how much the Discworld books reward re-visiting, perpetually revealing something new, literary gems Terry had hidden away for a second or third, or even more, re-read. Every Pratchett is to some degree an unread Pratchett, including the ones you’ve already enjoyed and including The Shepherd’s Crown. So the greatest way to honour Terry’s legacy is to pull that book you’ve been saving off the shelf, make a nice cup of tea and settle down to read the story he wrote for you. Enjoy. Rob Wilkins Wiltshire, August 2025 🔗📚 bit.ly/the-shepherds-… #TerryPratchett #Discworld

@pitchblacksteed Classic. No argument needed

I've been asked to appear on a podcast to defend The Black Adder, series one of Britain's greatest comedy. Apparently, nobody else is prepared to defend it, except me. I say it's a classic. Where do you stand on S1? #Blackadder

@todayininfosec #HackThePlanet

1988: Zero Cool was mentioned in a story on the front page of the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems the day before, resulting in panicked selling in the stock market and a drop in the DJIA and NYSE. (Well, in the 1995 movie Hackers that is! Hack the planet!)

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#eatmorefruitandvegetablesday 🍅 Just incase there was any confusion... "And, incidentally, tomato ketchup is not a vegetable." Sybil added. "Not even the dried stuff around the top of the bottle." - #TerryPratchett Lady Sybil Ramkin-Vimes, renowned dragon breeder and wife of Commander Vimes, reminds us that proper nutrition cannot be achieved through condiments alone. 🐉 #Discworld #FavouriteAuthor #DiscworldOfficial

@mischiefcomedy "This is not your best work Chris" Now a family saying if someone mucks up.

"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?" Terry Pratchett, Going Postal #gnu #TerryPratchett

Footage of the Sun ejecting plasma, taken by the Solar Dynamic Observatory

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Not Netflix trying to gaslight me by blaming my network connection over and over, like I don't use this setup without fail every gd day 😒 #NetflixFight

@MostVpromotions I hope you demand your money back from @netflix for #NetflixFight buffer-gate

How long before enough people have given up and gone to bed to free up bandwidth for #NetflixFight

Netflix headquarters right now ignoring the fact they have the WORST stream in boxing history @netflix #NetflixFight #MikeTysonvsJakePaul

At least I know it's not just me watching error codes and buffering on #NetflixFight

Everyone who has the fight in their watch history should get 3 months @netflix for free after this shit #NetflixFight

At least the #NetflixFight has a name already... The Suffer of the Buffer

Some quantum physics