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@OIuwatosin Dear Mum, If there's an afterlife, I promise to chose ur vehicle either bike, keke, danfo, hummer bus, brt, train, jet, yacht ion care so far u're the pilot, driver, rider wtv. Notably I genuinely promise to kick against that pregnancy if i can. I love you. Rest On. AYA Mi.

🚨 Calling All Nigerians in the UK – Urgent Support Needed 🇳🇬🇬🇧 We have just received heartbreaking news about a Nigerian family in Plymouth whose home was completely destroyed by fire. A 10-year-old child is currently in the hospital The other two children are temporarily staying with friends The family has lost everything including passports, important documents, clothing, and personal belongings. This is a critical moment for us as a community. The family is not entitled to public funds, so they are relying entirely on support from people like us. We are calling on:
🙏🏾 The Nigerian community in the UK to come together and support with donations 
👕 Anyone who can provide children’s clothes, shoes, and essentials 
💷 Financial contributions from the @NIUKCommunity purse and individuals They have also set up a GoFundMe and please let’s support and give whatever we can. We also urge the Nigerian Embassy @Nigerialondon to urgently reach out and provide necessary welfare support to this family during this difficult time. Now more than ever, we must stand together and show what it truly means to be a community. If you can help in any way, please reach out immediately. Let’s come through for our own. ❤️🇳🇬

“My last romantic relationship was beautiful but a little quite manipulative, Imagine coming back home to feel more pressure, I’m done” — Rema explains to Korty

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

@IAmSteveHarvey Eko Atlantic

One way to keep a relationship fresh? Keep finding simple things to enjoy together.

راح عمري كله وانا ارتب ملابسي غلط

@mrbayoa1 Ahhh

MYSELF!!! I need to push myself and do more to achieve my ultimate goal.

@DurkioWiz See as the girl look am

Davido friend was laid to rest today, See wetin Cubana chiefPriest deh talk 🥲🙆‍♂️😭

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We have a president, 36 governors, 109 senators and 360 reps. But we don't have a government.

i have survived too much to ever think God isn’t real, grace has carried me all the days of my life

You can have a great meal and still want dessert. S*x is not a replacement for m*sturbation. They’re completely different experiences. I can have amazing s*x and still reach for my vibrator afterward. I’ll even use the memory of the s*x I just had to finish 🙂‍↔️

I don't know if am normal but a woman in a miniskirt will make my dick hard faster than a completely naked woman

Because e never reach your turn you think say everywhere good, you no wan speak out. No worry

Three years on the throne, tell me one thing the common citizen can boast of enjoying today. Don’t come here and list policies that ain’t having no impact on a 45-year-old civil servant living in abule-egba. Tell me just one thing the poorest of the poor can say they have enjoyed in the last three years. Tell me please.

@thefireofOla Amazing.

I prophesy, I see things, God speaks to me (I am grateful) . The part that I don't like is the mandatory messages to people. I don't like delivering the prophecies. It makes me feel like I am prying/pokenosing. In layman words - imposter syndrome.

@Morris_Monye @Yukisangel11 @Wizarab10 Rooting for you!

I really thank @Wizarab10 for being at my primaries. He really is a great friend. Congratulations to all of us.

@Simmyngton @dammiedammie35 Pàṣán tí a fi na ìyálé ńbẹ lókè àjà fún ìyàwo. I so much love law of karma.

@Simmyngton @dammiedammie35 Likeeeeeeee

These “bandits” are not that sophisticated. If the Nigerian government actually wanted to find them, they would find them in a few hours. The government is complicit in this. it’s not rocket science.