Sean Wilson

Hard to guess if the Joburg private schools have produced more Proteas or more Black Caps.

T20 World Cup? Pfft. More of an IPL man myself.

One day, Jansen will hit a six without anyone saying "long levers" but today is not that day.

First mention of the c-word by a commentator. Feel like we should all take a shot.

Brevis, if you can set us up for victory here, I'll never complain when you go out for six off two balls ever again.

Would've given it not out on principle.

The catcher asking for his own catch to be reviewed. Utter Gen Z bollocks.

Two early wickets by a 34-year-old spinner I've never heard of feels like it's on brand for a Proteas semi-final.

Corbin Bosch scoring high on the cliché scale as a bowler that's "always at you" and "bowls a heavy ball".

One day, an ICC DJ won't play Waka Waka when the Proteas take a wicket. Today is not that day.

Italy thrash Nepal. England narrowly beat Nepal. Therefore Italy are a better cricket team than England. Can’t argue with that. Facts.

Nepal vs Italy is what cricket World Cups are all about.

@dbbovey In fact, why bother with any cricket at all? Decide all games with a Super Toss. Can hold multiple World Cups in a day.

Dreaming of a game that goes to an 11th super over with the number 10 and 11 having to face Quinton de Kock.

Yeah baby. Thrashed them.

An opening batter asking for a nightwatchman? Utter Gen Z bollocks.

74 overs in this day's play. Let the points deductions begin!

72 overs in a day’s play. Yes boys!

This is a great Ashes Test if the only thing you're supporting is slow over rate points deductions.

We all go on about 'Labooshane' but we don't talk enough about Australia's offensive pronunciation of 'Boland'.

@MrGanca We’re all going to see the funny side of all this when Australia beat New Zealand in the group stage.

@SimplySean_ Seems like an incredibly favourable draw to South Africa, besides THAT game. But also, could be the achilles heal because no serious matches (all due respect) until that QF.

Springboks vs All Blacks in the quarter-finals. Amazing that World Rugby ended up getting exactly the kind of quarter-final they were trying to avoid.

Ooh look at me I'm Kohli and I score loads of ODI hundreds. Grow up.