Skip Holtz

@FC_TampaBay @vinnyvitola1 better hit that swag in your scarf pic. Woop!

Bitches be trippin'

Congratulations, Auburn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGI3wYQ6MKo

Having Lin pen my autobiography. Skip Holtz: Fuck Bitches, Acquire Currency, My Life as the Crowned Prince of College Football.

@OGOchoCinco Don't worry about getting eligibility, I'll handle that. I'm a fuckin' Holtz! USF, I keep my hoes overfucked and underpaid.

@OGOchoCinco Hey kid, wanna come bang some blondes and dominate the Big East for a year? I'll let you call the O.

My Dad loves eating bitches out.

@hxcsucks It's cause my dougie so fresh...faggot.

“You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.” -Ron Jeremy. Samesies!!!

The movie Rudy was based on my life. But, the reason I had to go to Holy Cross before Notre Dame was because I can't speak wetback. #america

Hello twitter world. I'm Skip Holtz and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Urban Meyer can S on my giant D.