Josh

I don't even care anymore. I'm liking ass, titties and feet all day now. Tired of this world news shit. It's just nonsensical violence and abuse of multiple nations' people. Look another bomb. Look another starving family. Look I can't afford to eat. Fuck ya'll. Demonic fucks.

Coaches gotta go back to wearing suits. Or at least a polo. Six assistants in skin tight quarter zips looking like the night shift at Equinox is crazy

how do you tell someone they have really nice tits in a non sexual way

shit osamu texts the inarizaki vb group chat

i’m free most evenings btw

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.

computa make everyone be my friend

im no boobologist but ill take a look

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

Body tea ahead

I only eat pussy with a tajin rim

when Bron retire imma take a week off from work.

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

I’m at the LAPD reporting some dumb shit and next to me are 2 ladies from the Scientology building trying to get whoever started the viral trespassing trend arrested LOOOOL

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

but will that rose spit in yo ass

do yall wipe ur ass hotdog style or hamburger style?

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance