Jude Slava

A dollar tree paper bag with dish soap and trash bags in it showed up in the middle of my dorm and nobody cares except for me. Me and my roommate have no clue how it got there. I’m super confused

Gotta have that bass tickling ur ear hairs

MTCprojudoGreen

Sometimes I be making too many jokes and feel like Robin Williams in a bad way

I feel really sad for sally she’s old and stinky and nobody likes her anymore. It makes me want to cry.

Prank idea: pour oil on stairs

If I could draw I would 1000000000% be a tattoo artist

Can you become a werewolf by getting bitten or do u have to be born one?

Just remembered last Monday I had the realest dream where I was bitten by a werewolf lol 🐺🩸⛓️🌚

If your feelin froggy then leap

If you just keep on challenging people to push up contests you’ll eventually start winning

So far from what I’ve seen I’m immortal

Fettuccine al farto

How do u become like a stunt car driver but for movies not like that jumping over busses shit

I kinda wanna be a race car driver

I’m actually so excited for Inside Out 2