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@SlenderPanda999

Asian Ambassador to Antarctica & Professional Shit Talker - Everything I say is satire to make you mad

Pandaria Beigetreten Eylül 2025
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Skely@123skely·
This is the real reason Trump wants Greenland but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation yet.
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🍂@Lovandfear·
Your car is German. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant!
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Variety@Variety·
Lisa Kudrow says the "Friends" writers were "mostly men" who reprimanded the cast for forgetting lines and stayed "up late discussing their sexual fantasies" about her female co-stars: "Don't forget we were recording in front of a live audience of 400, and if you messed up one of these writers' lines or it didn't get the perfect response they could be like, 'Can’t the bitch f---ing read? She's not even trying. She f---ed up my line.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…
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Slender Panda@SlenderPanda999·
@foundring1 @_Miles_Christi I've tried explaining to my wife just how many geniuses were excluded from employment and academia. she's a woman so I have to explain it again every 3 months
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Foundring 🇺🇸@foundring1·
@_Miles_Christi No I was rejected from all the schools I applied to even though I was straight A, captain of soccer team, composing symphonies and performing concertos with professional orchestras. I am part of the forgotten millennial generation for the crime of being a white male in the 2000s.
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Mike Morton@TheMikeMorton·
@TheCaptainEli Elon Musk put that rotten POS Trump in the White House. That alone negates every good thing he has ever done.
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Captain Eli
Captain Eli@TheCaptainEli·
The main difference between Elon Musk and Scam Altman: Elon Musk actually changes the world for the better and saves lives: Tesla accelerates clean energy and has saved thousands of lives on the roads. SpaceX is making humanity multi-planetary. Starlink connects and saves millions in wars and disasters. Neuralink gives hope to the paralyzed. He pays a very heavy personal price for it — endless attacks, lawsuits, media smears, and a broken personal life. Scam Altman? He mostly just takes. His technology (ChatGPT) still struggles to genuinely help people with real problems — hallucinations, lies, and fabrications instead of real answers. He turned OpenAI from “for the benefit of humanity” into a profit machine. And the suspicious death of whistleblower researcher Suchir Balaji, who was highly critical of OpenAI, still raises serious unanswered questions. One builds the future and saves lives. The other takes the money and plays games.
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PapaDok@groovhero1·
@CulturedUpdatez I’m good with being gay! Long as I’m white headass 🤣 that’s why the numbers looking like this
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CulturedUpdates@CulturedUpdatez·
Black guy tries to Shame a group of white guys at the beach & call all of them g@y 😳 Black guy: “Too bad you guys are g@y” White guy: “Atleast I’m White” 😲
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iza@izamamaa·
It's so crazy that white people get angry about this kind of thing when every cultural site in Gaza has been bombed off the face of the earth
lala@lalasoftt

This broke my heart.

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Severus@SeverusChud·
This is the true ending Hajime Isayama originally envisioned for Attack on Titan with Eren and Floch going down as the heroes who saved Eldia btw
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
I don't know what is going on with some Canadian women, but holy crap.
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Melanie Bennet@MelanieBennet_·
Nova Scotia's education minister delivered a fiery speech against parents rights and limiting trans care for minors in an exchange in the legislature. “My parents were a sperm donor and an egg donor. That’s it. They gave me some genes and walked the heck away," he said describing his troubled upbringing. “And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and listen to someone say that the parents deserve rights over a child. No, they don’t. They absolutely don’t.” Referring to my exclusive reporting on bottom surgeries approved by Nova Scotia Health for trans teens, he said: “If you’re going to quote someone … rather Gandhi than Hitler. Not saying that these people are either. Just know who you’re quoting,” he said. He called the material “disgusting” and “gross.”
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jo@ChristinaJoArt·
@Forty1_0 The obsession with cutting black and native children's hair. No matter how neat the hair/hairstyle, our children are constantly having to fight for their right to wear their hair the way it naturally grows from their scalps. They know how important hair is to our communities.
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Katalin Kish: MARCUCCI/Mick GATTO CrimeTechTestToy
@littlemykonos Meanwhile actual Aborigine kids are condemned to lifelong welfare dependency👇 I lived the first 30yrs of my life in a communist country. Westerners treated us too, like Zoo animals sans White Guilt. I know ostracism from no English/understanding of 21st century social concepts
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