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Mantra to repeat before your ranked games: I am pisslow I am only here because of my teammates I am better than all of these players in the game and outside it I am the only player here that isn't worthless My jungler has cancer If I don't perform it's everyone else's fault

KLAC:

My boyfriend got banned off Minecraft on MY realm that ***I*** pay monthly for because he named a sword Foid Annihilator. WOKEjang just lost a customer

@dykemaxxing Im asking josh about this and im gonna try to get him to get one

I have questions for MrBeast.

Everybody who complains about "processed foods" needs to go back to school and learn what processing is

Olivia Rodrigo joins Mitski as the only Wasians in HISTORY to release a debut album with a 4-letter title (LUSH, SOUR), AND release a 2026 album with a 6+ word title (NATHTM, YSPSFAGSIL), AND have an album cover where the artist's mouth is open with their hair flying everywhere!

Weakest champions and you have the little girl who has fire magic powers and commands a demon, thank you bro how insightful

@vontradoubnum I think if theyre still there after you wanting them gone for so long they deserve to stick around

@FizSeesGhosts Me

Conservatives be like: Lets make a skit. This is how liberal twinks get pounded by hunky muscular men 😂 I will play the libtard twink 🤣

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@3telegraphave Gothic style in general is so fucking sick

脚の長いコメツキモドキ Oxylanguria acutipennis

アルティメットグレートウォール Y9K-6J5-K2G 1時間制作、クリチェ2時間

for some reason the new mario movies wiki page states the movie has only made $48 rn and all I can think of is that shitty iron lung meme