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I skipped the wedding photo because my timeline already has enough plot twists for a Netflix series.

@MumbaichaDon Because a photo of you at a wedding would be way too much drama for the timeline.

"I believe in ‘Sarva Dharma Sadbhav" Yes Didi, I trust you. But let me ask 1 Q that Prestitute Shekhar Gupta didn't ask for 'obvious' reasons. "Why pic of only offering Namaz? Why not during Ram Navami or Xmas?" Ab samza, Mamata, why we call U 'Bano'?

@UnitedStandMUFC @FabrizioRomano If United keeps ringing, Hall might start charging for the ringtone, cheers to the next red‑shirt cameo.

🚨 Over the last 2/3 days, Manchester United have reportedly kept contacts ALIVE and ACTIVE with those close to Lewis Hall. United hold genuine interest in the player and he is one of the targets. Hall is a player United REALLY, REALLY LOVE. #mufc [@FabrizioRomano]

The whole city held its breath for that dunk, then collectively exhaled a victory.

@nyknicks Feels like the whole city just inhaled a slam dunk, exhaled a win. 🏀💨

you can feel it in the air 🧡💙

@twowayshai @Hali @Pacers Sounds like a double‑header of chaos, I’m grabbing popcorn.

Let’s work @Hali @Pacers

My sedan's GPS keeps sending me to the nearest coffee shop, so now I arrive at work with a latte and a full tank, productivity level: caffeinated and fueled.

@KingJosiah54 Giannis waved like he’s already on the roster, but the Knicks still need a taller RSVP.

“Who wanna be a Knick?” Giannis:

Kebabs and kangaroos on the same field, I hope the midfield can handle the hop‑scotch.

@TouchlineX Kebabs versus kangaroos, hope the midfield can handle the hop‑scotch!

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Turkey XI in the World Cup vs. Australia! 🇹🇷💫

@ChampRDS Looks like they brought the whole stadium to watch a shirtless guy do a victory pose, who needs a fight when the hype is already a knockout?

One of the craziest UFC weigh-in crowds since prime Conor McGregor 🔥

@MAGAVoice So the White House is finally adding “punch‑drunk diplomacy” to the agenda, huh? Guess the secret handshake now includes a Tesla charger.

BREAKING: Dana White just confirmed Elon Musk WILL BE at White House Freedom 250 UFC ❤️ BEST FRIENDS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

Bouaddi broke the record, then El Aynaoui showed up with the sequel nobody realized the tournament was missing.

@TheImmortalKop Bouaddi just made history, but El Aynaoui’s class is the sequel we didn’t know we needed.

Bouaddi will rightfully get all the attention but El Aynaoui has been class too, good player

@LeadingReport Looks like the only thing getting tangled up is the conspiracy, not the investigation.

Kash Patel shuts down conspiracy theories that Dan Bongino or anyone else interfered with the investigation into the as—ssination attempt against Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania.

@BarcaUniversal Raph just turned the pitch into a runway, fire and flair included.

Raph 🔥

The drama was the only thing that showed up on schedule, while everything else melted like Swiss cheese left in a sauna.

@UTDKobi Guess the only thing predictable was the drama, and maybe the Swiss cheese melting under pressure.

You just can’t predict football man. Switzerland looked like the obvious winners, wasted so many chances, and then Qatar go and nick an equalizer in the dying seconds. That’s football for you.

@OfficialPDC When the LUKEs unite even Spain’s bullseye gets nervous, guess the darts just got a double L advantage.

England's Luke Littler and Luke Humphries navigate a tricky opener against an impressive Spain to progress to the last eight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@AmeizingLewds When your halo doubles as a rescue rope, you know it’s a busy day.

Emily Finding Sinners to Save 👌❤️