Chris

Every 10 years a legend is lost.

CHUCK NORRIS died today and NO ONE has photoshopped him next to harambe going up to heaven. we used to be a proper fucking country.

What chicks think the difference between 6’0 and 5’11 is

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

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The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

Absolutely not. Part of the tradition is sweating games in places you aren’t supposed to

BRACKETS (2026) @outttoforderrr

One rule for today. Whether we watch College Basketball or not, we bet on every game. Out of respect for the kids. Can't have them out there playing for nothing. Be somebody.

ITS TIME FOR MADNESS

Can you guess this Raiders player???

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

By this time tomorrow my bracket will already be busted, I can't wait

Dickie V: Charles you were an athlete! You were a high riser, baby! How’d you jump so high? Charles Barkley: I used to jump fences. Just like all them fat hoes in San Antonio. Brian Anderson: NC State down 5.

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I didn’t find a pot of gold today but I did find $54 in my Venmo balance

Feeling lucky? ☘️ We’ve got another batch of Chick-fil-A items up for grabs! Like + repost to enter

TruTV pulling up for one month every year

Carry a folded paper copy of your bracket in your back pocket. Show it off to complete strangers you encounter throughout the day.