Colonel Hans Landa

Another day, another lost debit card

@FisterTerr70496 Mr Beast let me get a venmo

LARPING to the max you guys suck Broke fucks. Let’s go Robinhood for Robinhood😘

I don’t deserve a bed

Yeah I think I need to stop drinking

Sheeeeet lemme get dis gas wit my EBT. Dayum price too high

Genuinely changed the whole multiverse last night I think it’s time for me to apply to McDonalds

Its over.

It’s important to remember the older generations. This is Bruce. #nam

“I was jerking it on facetime today”

@sticky_johnson Ethan Herigon a gooner

BRING. IT. BACK

@beckwhittaker0 How else are you going to ascend into a high tier chad prodigy? Tell your boy to start bonesmashing at the same time

Having a debate with my buddies rn. Is it gay to tan as a man?

Just clogged the Culver’s toilet and ran

Reject modern technology.

@espn Need more percs

Breaking: Tiger Woods announced he is stepping away from golf to seek treatment and focus on his health.

Gonna miss it

Hey guys my ears are ringing again

Stimulants make the day brighter

Having a day

@JohnJohnpsh2 Bo1

@SplitGuinness Yo

There’s a lot wrong with me and it starts with foids