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@its0l_ That was even funnier lol!

@SpookTooSoon “What’s beef curtains?” 🤣🤣🤣

Still light outside, #Emmerdale on at 7pm and on a Sunday, the ultimate head fuck, I’ll be all discombobulated come 7:30pm 🤪🤣

#emmerdale says, "It's your repeat poisoning again, Kim. This time we may have to kill you and bring you back 6 years later. Have we done owt like THAT before? Wait! Oh well, like we care about ridiculous storylines..."

#emmerdale Oh no Ojo! When yer digging a hole...

@its0l_ Grrr. Christ! I would not be avin that!!

@SpookTooSoon And worse I’m on ITVX and it’s the London news and not Central!

@its0l_ LMFAO! That was a classic! lolol!!!

@SpookTooSoon You’ve reminded me of the scene in Benidorm when Madge says that she should’ve had the beef curtains 🤣🤣🤣

@sofaneilas Bastards!!!!!!

@SpookTooSoon 🤣 no refunds

I want a 10 episode documentary series on this person immediately

@BibblyBobbly58 Ahah so YOU are No.1 At last! After all these years!!

@SpookTooSoon Oh I feel better now. I was probably 7 (I think I'm not a number but who knows?) I'll be the new number 1.

Sod off Chas #emmerdale

#emmerdale Moooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

#emmerdale 30 mins away....

#emmerdale YAY!

@its0l_ Are we? Then I refuse to look. That requires lifting my eyelids which are more than happy in a shut position

@SpookTooSoon That is true, and if you look you realise we are getting closer to Emmerdale

I woke up this morning and checked the time on my smart watch, then turned on my tablet and thought that the time is wrong, nope, in my half asleep wake I forgot the clocks went forward and my phone was off so the watch didn't synch 🤦‍♂️🤣

@BibblyBobbly58 Likewise. Mine went on strike when I was about 6 (I am not a number! I am a free man!)

@SpookTooSoon Oh yes it's not scientifically proven lol. Mostly the ole brain hardly works at all 😂.

@sofaneilas @its0l_ Heh heh!

@SpookTooSoon @its0l_ 🤣 Ryan’s DADS

Jesus Christ! They might as well have nipples on these mugs 😭

#emmerdale is on tonight (yes, Sunday)

@BibblyBobbly58 Yes, well, I often think "Well I know it starts with a "D" only to find the answer was Wendy or summat lol!

@SpookTooSoon Betty that was it. I had a 'b' in my head floating about. My brain comes up with one letter sometimes lol. Well that's a plan then. She'll still shout though won't she.

@its0l_ @sofaneilas Ryan's Dad!!

@SpookTooSoon @sofaneilas