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@marksandspencer Rumour has it that you're closing the cafe in your Glossop store. Please don't - its a valued and busy hub for many in our community, and a frequent weekend treat for my young family

@DadsArmyFans @Channel4 @BBCTwo They gave that damn bank clerk a feature film? Mistake mistake mistake!

Tomorrow Sunday 28th December 2025 we have the original (1971) Dad’s Army film 🎞️ on @Channel4 at 3:05pm and at 5:30pm on @BBCTwo 📺 the episode “Turkey Dinner” 🦃 #DadsArmy

@PteJoeWalker Asleep at ya post eh? Shooting matter, what!

We're on parade that early tonight, Mr Godfrey hasn't finished his afternoon nap yet. #DadsArmy

@Nigel_Farage Damn fool. Horses are for swift guerilla tactics, not for chasing foxes, what! What!

So now Labour wants to ban trail hunting. You might as well ban walking dogs in the countryside as they chase rabbits, hares, deer and foxes. Labour are authoritarian control freaks.

@scott_mills @BBCRadio2 Can you just confirm who looked out on the Feast of Stephen (not good king wences) #goodkingwenceslas #WRONG

Easy does it, padre

Do the right thing @elonmusk @richardbranson @Eminem @realDonaldTrump

Don’t normally post these troops, but this chap could do with a leg up, what! gofund.me/6f2c51b8 #GoFundMe

@Classicbritcom Wonderful lady, what!

Gudrun Ure (12 March 1926 – May 2024) R.I.P

I’ve lost my hero. Steve Wright has left us. Heartfelt condolences to his family and friends. He was the reason I started my career. Steve, you changed radio and thus broadcasting for us and shall be very, very sadly missed. Go Well.

I've been going through some of the muck I've posted on here this past year and have decided to re-post some of my favourites, starting with this. Good evening.

Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse.

@PteJoeWalker @CplJackJones @the_verger @DadsArmyFans @X @Pte_Frank_Pike @HamishHodges @MrPalethorpe @Rev_Farthing Frontline fighting troops! Can’t be expected to spend all day on social media (especially in 1941)! What!

@CplJackJones @the_verger @DadsArmyFans @X @Pte_Frank_Pike @HamishHodges @SquareDSO @MrPalethorpe @Rev_Farthing Was it anything to do with Lord Kitchener and the mad Mahdi?

Here are some top @X Dad’s Army accounts you may like to #follow @CplJackJones @PteJoeWalker @Pte_Frank_Pike @HamishHodges @SquareDSO @MrPalethorpe unfortunately some of the platoon and residents of Walmington have gone AWOL - some went to threads #DadsArmy

Happy Nee Year from the Eastgate Platoon, what!

Glorious! I wonder what will be number one this Christmas?

@privatefrazer_ My god! It’s that damn Navy cook again, what!

Ah wis locked oot and thought ah wis doomed but ah’m back. Hellooooooo pals 👍😊

@MarcCorbishley Some damn fool shouting “PUT THAT LIKE OUT!” What!

@PteJoeWalker @jongardner1979 WRONG!

@jongardner1979 Drain the glass! @SquareDSO

"Here's to the health of the Archbishop of Canterbury" #DadsArmy

@the_verger @PteJoeWalker Damn bathchair fusiliers! What!

@SquareDSO @PteJoeWalker I second that! Treat me like dirt they do, Captain.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, could you tune your television sets to BBC2 next Saturday at 1800 hours, as #DadsArmy will be on. Thank you so much"